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The Escape Pod Veichle

Post 1

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

This small craft is a desparate attempt by the officers to stay alive, after the death of our dear departed Captain. (Wargamer) Oh how we would love to hear "The reports of my death are exaggerated" by alas, he has winged his way to the Great Captain's Quarters In the Sky. We, the remaining officers are leaving the damaged ship with the epitaph, "It was Fun while it Lasted".
smiley - towelNerd42


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Post 2

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*enters the pod*

Hmm, it's not great, but I suppose it'll have to do.


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Post 3

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

[Gregg]We'll find a better craft as soon as possible. Is everyone going to fit in that or do they have other escape pods?


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Post 4

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

"Not my area, better ask whoever's in charge over at the Launch Bays. larger craft would probably draw more enemy fire, but if anyboey wants to pilot something else as support and risk death or getting seperated, go right ahead, i'm not in a position to give orders thank God. by the way, i sorta claimed the right to decide the vigilance spitaph since my job title was "tech priest" i assume that not only makes me chief engineer, but also chaplin " (this craft is contained in the launch bays at http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F117850?thread=258793 ) Nerd42


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Post 5

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Looks good to go!


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Post 6

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

[Gregg]OK, I think thats everything!


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Post 7

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Let's rock!


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Post 8

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

[Gregg]Right! If I go and press the self destruct button, wait here and don't take off without me!

~leaves~


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Post 9

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Okay!!


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Post 10

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

~after a wait, a siren sounds, all the lights dim and red lights flash everywhere. Gregg runs down the corridor and jumps into the collection of pods~

[Gregg]Right! Lets GO! Hang on, where's Nerd42 gone?


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Post 11

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

*sets self-destruct timer to give about an hour*

"Hey! I was hoping to blow up some enemy units!"

didn't that happen in one of those star trek movies?
smiley - towelNerd42


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Post 12

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

[Gregg]Lets make an exit!


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Post 13

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Okay!!

Yeah, Star Trek III, they blew some Klingons with it, and "The Ultimate Computer" I think it was, they blew the f*ck out of a computer. Kirk:1 Microsoft and Compaq united: 0.


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Post 14

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

Ship is now set to ram into enemy vessel and blow up.

Pods begin launch sequence.
hey, like, who's gonna be in charge of the story now? I'd like to, but I'm already running two (or was it three) different h2g2 clubs
smiley - towelNerd42


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Post 15

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

I've not got a great deal of expirience in RPG's


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Post 16

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

We could all make an effot

~In the escape pod, Gregg walks into the command pod. A process slightly delayed by his power armour getting trapped in the door~


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Post 17

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - ok

Do you really need the armor?


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Post 18

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

[Gregg]What!?!?!? Of course I need it! Never go anywhere without it!


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Post 19

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Looks like you're having trouble going somewhere *with* it!


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Post 20

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

[Gregg]Normally I just shoot a bigger hole! Now are we leaving yet?

Go to Wargamers space and look at his journal


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