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The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Jan 20, 2004
"A klingon, Captain! Engines can't take it!"
I always wanted to say that. 
Nerd42
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 21, 2004
Shouldn't we be shooting back?
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The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Jan 21, 2004
I do believe that's up to the Captain.
If we're already entering the atmosphere, they /shouldn't/ be able to shoot at us for a bit, and we'll be pointed the wrong way while landing to shoot back.....
wait, didn't we put cannons on the sides that turn every which way?
I was shure I'd suggested those.... Nerd42
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 21, 2004
[Gregg]Never mind! Perpare to land!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 22, 2004
*pushes the button that extends the landing gear*
{whine, whizz, snap, crackle, pop}
*shrugs*
Prepare to crash!!
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 22, 2004
[Gregg]Try to skim us over the water!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 23, 2004
Fine. We're headed straight for a desert, and you say skim it over water. Really helpfull.
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 23, 2004
[Gregg]We crash on a desert on a water world?! Great navagating!
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The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Jan 23, 2004
Nerd42 kicks the controls - hoping that will turn us about 180 degrees towards some water. Hope it works! Nerd42
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 26, 2004
I *hate* continuity
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The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Jan 26, 2004
hang on, you shure that was a desert or just a really wide beach? Nerd42
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 26, 2004
[Gregg]I suppose its possible that what little land there is here is desert. Pity the fools who live here. I hope we can get back off this place!
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The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Jan 26, 2004
[Nerd42] wouldn't you call deserts on islands on a water planet beaches? Nerd42
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 26, 2004
[Gregg]Depends if the materal on them is marine in origin. I remind you, gentlemen, that this is not the time for geography lessons! Brace for impact!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 27, 2004
*splash*
It appears the desert was just a drink-induced halucination. Is that water coming in through the walls? If so, we're sinking!
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Feb 10, 2004
[Gregg]How do we leave this stricken vessel?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 11, 2004
Through the door?
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Feb 11, 2004
[Gregg]It won't open. The water pressure is keeping it shut
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 11, 2004
*blasts open the door with a meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean looking blaster*
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Feb 11, 2004
~The whole door explodes inwards under the water pressure and the escape capsule begins to flood~
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