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Post 81

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

is the captain dead?


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Post 82

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

[Gregg]I think hes unconsious. I don't know when he'll come round!


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Post 83

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

If at all.


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Post 84

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

If more people were here, we could elect a new captain


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Post 85

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Yeah. It looks like it's just the two of us.


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Post 86

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

at this, Nerd42 storms back up onto the Bridge and makes a loud, "AHEM! there are three people here at least. whoever is second in command, I demand you take command immediately or something like that."
he settles back down to eat some cake. smiley - cake
smiley - towelNerd42


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Post 87

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

[Gregg]Mystrunner is the next in command...


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Post 88

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

So where is he?


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Post 89

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

[Gregg]I don't know! I wonder who the next in the chain of command is?


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Post 90

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

You are!


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Post 91

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

[Gregg]smiley - ermOK! Every able bodys person is ordered to follow me to the attack pods to join the assalt party smiley - evilgrin


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Post 92

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

On second thoughts, it might be me.


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Post 93

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

[Gregg]Make up your mind!


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Post 94

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - wahI can't make disicions!


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Post 95

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

[Gregg]Indecision is a bad quality in a leader!


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Post 96

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

this is hopeless we might as well surrender. what do they do to prisoners?

never mind i dont wanna know

smiley - cry
smiley - towelNerd42


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Post 97

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

*orders engineers to find out how many escape pods there are*


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Post 98

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*hops into an escape pod and ejects*


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Post 99

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

~Gregg regretfully gets into a second escape pod, vowing to return to finish this fight~


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Post 100

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*links his escape pod to Gregg's*


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