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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 27, 2003
There appears to be heavy fighting down herererererere
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recrash Posted Jul 11, 2003
"Who's in charge here?!"
Karma strode imperiously on deck, past startled crew as she began looking for the captain with her voice.
"Where's you're cap-tain?"
Kismet, meanwhile, fluttered around, apologizing to ruffled techs who'd been tripped, shoved, and elbowed out of the way, and to the injured personnel who'd been kicked, cursed, and clobbered back to their posts by her sister's blunt management style.
"If anyone needs me I'll be setting up a triage deck..." she said.
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Jul 11, 2003
[Nibel] I'm captain here, what's the problem?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Aug 28, 2003
You mean apart from the fact that we're under attack?
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The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Aug 28, 2003
Ah, captain! I thought we'd never hear from you again. We've been under attack for several months now, earth time. What's up with that? (I've been gone too)
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Mystrunner Posted Aug 28, 2003
*Falls out of an overhead bin, now with a long scraggly beard and a mushed ham sandwich in hand.*
Hands in the air! All of you! I've got a b... a... a old ham sandwich!
*Collapses to the ground, sobbing.*
Overhead bin... so... lonely...
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Aug 29, 2003
~Gregg floats past outside the ship's windows~
Be back in a while
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 2, 2003
*eats the ham sandwich*
Uurgh, how can you have been lonely? This sandwich is about ready to walk on it's own!
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The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Sep 8, 2003
I think we're, like, all gonna die. Or maybe we're all already dead, and in the Twilight Zone and our ship is like, going on and on without a Captain. Maybe that's why the Captain hasn't been replying, because we lost the battle, and we're all dead and there's no point in telling us we're dead because we are in point of fact dead and there's no point in telling a dead person anything because he won't understand, being after all, dead. Or something.
Nerd42
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 9, 2003
When you're talking like that, you can't be far from death!
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The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Sep 9, 2003
Several of the crew look like this: 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 10, 2003
You missed 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 11, 2003
Yes, that one too!
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Mystrunner Posted Sep 11, 2003
*Gets up, staggers about, chanting some sort of ditty, obviously mad. Staggers his way over to his seat.*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 11, 2003
*gives him a sympathetic look and a tranquilizer*
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Oct 30, 2003
~gregg come back in~
[Gregg]What the hell are you all doing? Sarnies can't talk!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 30, 2003
The *can't*?
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Oct 31, 2003
[Gregg]Depends on the cheese!
[Gregg]Are any of you coming on to sabatarge this other ship then?
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- 65: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Aug 28, 2003)
- 66: Mystrunner (Aug 28, 2003)
- 67: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Aug 29, 2003)
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