h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am know trying to clear my mind of all distractios. I am now starting to meditate, concentrating on my breath and then I start to focus on the blue crystals. I am now starting to see and hear clear messages from the crystals.

JA

*scribbles on notepad*

What are they saying

We are here as protectors of the planet & the people. We tried to make friends with the people of this planet but they mistrusted. There are limits to our powers and we can only work more effectively through the co-operation of the people. Before we came the pressence of the Jaffra was much stronger but even with our help there are still pockets of jaffra troops.

ja

Wow, a lot can happen in a day...

*Picks up a crystal.*

*Eyes go wide and glow.*

Several of the woodsmen are infected with Gou'uld, but none in the vicinity. They pretend to be on the sid of the good guys but are in reality stirring up discontent and strife, making them easier targets. The Gou'uld here are in league with the Tlak'kan, which will make an assault on the temple difficult, but there's a secret way in... *Crystal gets shot out of hand by a Jaffa that had just crept up behind. Eyes glow. Blasts him* More are on their way. Prepare yourselves!

Take Cover!
*jumps into ditch and becons others to follow*
Craxus, we still have a team thats between us and the enmy. if we fire we might hit them. should we fire? or should we attempt to move to their position?
*10 more jaffa begin shooting from 30m north*
orders sir?

Take Cover!
*jumps into ditch and becons others to follow*
We need reinforcements.
*10 more jaffa begin shooting from 30m north*
*begins to fire at the new group. fires a granade and 3 jaffa hit the ground in peices*

disregard the first one about the rescue of the team.

*Craxus talks on his radio to one of the majors in the SGC.*

Major Maybourne, we could use a tomahawk Z34 right now. Launch the glider.

*The stargate opens as a small propelled drone glider begins to launch and out of hte stargate. It scans the area seeing 4 squads of Jaffa advancing.*

Target accepted, stand clear.

*From the ceiling of the gate room comes down two missile tubes.*

*The first one fires going through the Stargate and launching straight up into the air on the other side. Moments later the second one fires. They both are in the air moving at mach II. Seconds after they contact the targets elimating 3 of the 4 squads advancing forward.*

There all yours now!

Everthing seems to be happening now. Gun Fire and blasts around but at least things are becoming stable. I do not think the battle will last long & that the jaffra will be soon defeated.


JA

*Appears out of the event horrizon, unphased by the cold, as he has travelled this way many times before.*

What's goin on?

*Moves his arm down to signify Odin to get down.*

Well, 4 squads of Jaffa were coming up, but 2 missiles took out 3 of them and 1 squad still approachs.

I want one Jaffa to be left alive, we need to interrogate one of them to find out who is running this temple. Zat's only for this squad.

*Craxus slings his P90 over his back and unsheaths his ZAT.*

Remember 1 shot to stun, 2 shots to kill, and 3 shots to vaporize.

*Nods at Craxus. Kneels on one knee, wips out his duel blaster pistols, holds them perpendicular to the ground*

One shot kill for these beasts

Good Morning Everyone

It's seems that the battle is over now & hopefully the Jaffra are defeated
now at least on this planet.

I am now practising my knetic powers.

JA

Rats!

I wanted to shoot some Jaffa.

After reading the backlog I think we should ask the crystals to identify the Goa'uld woodsmen before we make alliances

JA clears mind, focuses on the crystals that they say 4 of the woodsmen must not be trusted. They only joined a week ago & are not part of the original 40 members.

Here are their real identities:
Sir Richard Whitely colour blind & his jokes are so old that his jokes are written in the pryamids
Sir John of GuideML he tortures everyone in his GuideML clinic
Sir Jester, the jokes on you but he wil not telling you when he is being serious or not you
Sir Xenophobia, hates everyone & gives think his race, culure is beter than any one elses.

JA

damn man ive been ofline for 2 days and i miss the picnic and the start of the fight damn nab-it.

starts shooting an incoming platoon of jaffa with his P-90 and pushing others back with his ribbon device.

*creachy emerges from the woods with a jaffa prisoner bound atthe hands.*

i caught thisone scouting our position. who wants him?

*Craxus shoots the last jaffa once with a ZAT.*

*The jaffa falls down unconcious.*

Take him to the brig at the SGC, and assign someone to interrogate him.

Oh and btw would someone want to be the interrogater? You get a badge and a new rank advancment.

i volenteer to be the inerigator sir.
i think i might be good at it.
and it sounds like fun too.*evil smile crosses face* jk