h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes Reefgirl I can fly it.

I have made a weapon with the blue crystals which I can channel my thoughts through and connect to the mind. It is similar to a Jaffra's but alot smaller, the size of an small umbrella.

JA

That's

cool. a lot happens in 2 days don't it? Now, where was I? Oh yes

Calling, well, anyone...*static*...went to investigate crystals...got lost...*static*...Jaffa all around...*static*...oh cr*p!...*static*...

His Divine Shadow and Smilodon Prefect
I have made several more weapons.

JA

*static*

Me thinks your wepons are about to get field tested, I think smilodon needs help, lets get in that death Glider and go searching

*opens Gilder and Studies wepons console*

*takes remainder of team and engages the Jaffa guarding the deathgliders.*

don't worry reefgirl! we got your back!

*static*...Jaffa nearby...heading this way I think...*static*

Ok JA start her up

*JA starts up glider and they take off and head for the Jaffa*

It's a good job I had a light breakfast

*Runs hands over console and fires two rounds at the jaffa*

WOOHOO it works, ok another pass and we'll fire again

CAREFULL I'M DOWN HERE TOO!...*static*

*having defeated the Jaffa guard creachy moves his team into position to lay down cover fire for smilodon to escape so reefgirl can do her thang!*

*starts to move in the general direction of the gate, crouching to avoid getting shot

*lays down covering fire so Smilodon can leg it to the gate*

can we fly this thing through the gate so Dragantha can study it

*runs past to safety

*looks to be enjoying the demise of the Jaffa*

i love the sound of my P-90. rat-a-tat-tatta-ratta-tat. yeah baby!

*stops firing as the Jaffa appear to be retreating*

ahhh, where you going? i was just getting started. Zaphos, you take a partner and go collect the left over staff weapons, smilodon are you in need of medical attention?
if you could blanket bomb the woods where the Jaffa went that would be swell

One of them shot me with a zat...thats why I didn't reply for ages. A[ert from that I think I'm ok. While I was hiding I came across this
*holds out green shimmering crystal

SG-2 will probably want a look at that. make sure you you let SG-2 know you have it when we get back.

when you have finised having fun you are cleared to pilot the deathglider through the gate. i take it JA is bringing the other one?

*makes way towards gate

let them know we're coming in and not to worry, I hope the mid-air brakes on this thing work

*heads for the gate*

*leads team back through gate and prepares for the arrival of the deathgliders*