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What we need is one of them thingy's
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Started conversation Feb 21, 2003
A sonic screwdriver - could do with one of them 
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Feb 21, 2003
[Yar] [pulls a sonic screwedriver out of the tool box he's brought with him] Here. Now let me work on stuff that'll actually be a CHALLENGE.
[He unfolds some plans that depict a really big gun-thingy.]
What we need is one of them thingy's
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Feb 22, 2003
Can you make a catflap for Cleo?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 22, 2003
Gun thingy 
..... bigger the better 
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Feb 22, 2003
[Yar] Gimme a crossfade and a "Some hours later" subtitle, and I'll have a machine that automatically installs catflaps wherever you want 'em!
[Crossfade to more or less the same scene, except that all the tools are rearranged, and a large machine with a turret that looks like an inside-out catflap is in the center of the room. Subtitle: "Some hours later..."]
[Yar] Now THIS'll install a catflap in a twelve-foot-thick concrete wall! So, where do you want it, Sarge?
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Feb 23, 2003
The front door of the HQ would be a good start
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Feb 23, 2003
[Yar] [to no one immediately obvious] Well, then, you heard her! Take 'em away, boys!
[A bunch of Metools (for these are what he was talking to) pop up from under their helmets and waddle over to the catflap installer, lift it up somehow, and carry it out towards the front of the HQ.]
A picture of a Metool can be found here:
http://firstreality.keenspace.com/images/Metool.gif
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 24, 2003
~admiration~
Handy little bugg*rs aren't they
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Feb 24, 2003
[Yar] Yeah, especially for things with no arms.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 1, 2003
[Yar] Yeah. Just so's you'll know, my rule is that if I make any cool gadgets for the Heros to use, they can only use them in adventures/battles/whatevers that start after I complete work on them, 'kay?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 3, 2003
OK but what if you make a time machine ..... just need to get all the details sorted out before we start.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 4, 2003
Gadget making of course. I was just thinking that if you invented a time machine you couldn't help but use it before you invented it if you get my drift.
Deep eh ?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 5, 2003
[An armchair rotates around, revealing a superintelligent ape.]
[Ape] [voiced by John Cleese] No, we aren't going to be doing /that/.
[Yar] 'Kay. [sheepishly grins to Red Dog] Always do what your most successful experiment tells you.
[A large monster plant pokes its head into the view.]
[Monster Plant] FEED ME SEYMOUR!
[Yar] ... That, and your third-least successful experiment.
[He leans back towards a console and pulls a lever, and Seymour from Final Fantasy 10 is launched into the plant's mouth. Pull back revealing that he was launched from a large machine with the words "AUTO SEYMOUR MAKER" on the side.]
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 5, 2003
Aren't they supposed just to go "ook" ?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 5, 2003
[Ape] "Supposed to" is for people who think they live in a realistic world.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 6, 2003
*hands in a requisition for something really nasty that STUMPED won't like very much*
Urgent job Yar
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