h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Golgafrinchams on prehistoric Earth.

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Bassman

"I should have never changed from Scotch to Martinis" Allegedly Humphery Bogarts last words.
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Some beans M'Lord - Baldrick

does anyone remember the preceeding lines (verbatim)?

six7's
(currently doing maths - badly)

"With this ring ("Dare I say it") I could rule the world"- I remember the face of the actor but don't remember his name - Anyway, from the movie Help

Okay, here is a nice one (I've been posting bitter posts due to a slight disappointment with a new acquantance so I thought I'd clean my mind out)

"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly - what is essential is invisible to the eye" - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Six 7's....

I think it went along the lines of,

"Baldrick, if I give you two beans, and then give you two more beans, how many beans have you got?"



Bassman

"I'd rather have my tongue beaten wafer-thin with a steak-tenderizer and then stapled to the floor with a croquet hoop" Blackadder; but what was he talking about?

(To Baldrick, after he suggests something cunning) "My god, you've got it, you've got it!"
(Kisses Baldrick)
Baldrick: "Well, if I've got it, you've got it too, now"

"That was a nasty one. Ten thousand Watutsi warriors armed with kiwi fruit and guava halves. After the battle, instead of taking prisoners, we just made a huge fruit salad"

Bassman!

six7's

It was something like:

Blackadder: "Baldrick, two beans and two more beans. What does that make?"

Baldrick: "A very small casserole"

There's one from Blackadder goes forth, about an asthmatic ant with a heavy load of shopping....

"Hello Darling"



Bassman

"Well the hours are good ... but now you come to mention it, most of the actual minutes are pretty lousy."

six7's

'life never gives us what we want at the moment that we consider appropriate' .....but it does give us what we want
- henry james : portariat of a lady

'every blade of grass has an angel that bends over it and whispers "grow"'
- the talmud

~Johnny Carson
Reading the headlines from a newspaper in his opening bit...
Did you read about the actor who just got busted for an ounce of pot?! An ounce of pot, no kidding, it says an ounce of it. What does that mean? What does having an ounce of pot mean?
~Ed Macmhan
It means you're almost out!

"I have my reasons. Some of them are even good."
Prince Barrick, 'Shadowmarch' episode 23. This might be plagiarized, but I hope not.

"...don't you know there ain't no devil,
there's just god when he's drunk..."

Tom Waits
Heartattack and Vine

When you become quiet, it just dawns on you.
-Thomas A. Edison

i have several favourite quotes most of them were made up by lizza.

i'm not blone i'm yellow.
i can't eat rolls i'm a virgin.
2 many trees not enough barks.

they all have theorys behind them and make sense but nobody ever knew what they ment in the first place.

i like most of blackadder and i have the script.

There is no path to happiness. Happiness is the path.

Buddha

Pessimisim, when you get used to it, is just as agreeable as optimisim

Arnold Bennet


A woman who aspires to equality with a man is lacking in ambition

(badly mangled and I can't remember who said it. However, I do still like it)