h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"military intelligence is a contradiction in terms"- the third Doctor.

Vila- "my head hurts"
Avon- "have you considered amputation"

The above being one I use whenever possible!

ALBATROS!
- John Cleese.

My favourite quote is one I heard once, and have never traced. I can't even remember the exact words, but the gist of it is:

Facts?!! [with contempt] You can even prove things that are *true* using facts!



If anyone has any idea where this comes from...

Pattern-chaser

"Who cares, wins"

Be alert, for the world needs lerts.

"Wouldn't it be so wonderful if everything were meaningless but everything so meaningless and most everything turns to s***. Rejoice."

peace.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Said: "F**k him, he's just an egg"


Little Boy Blew
Well, he needed the money.

Bily connolys idea of a arie hostess who carnt lie

in the unlikly event that all 4 engins faile we will hit the ground like a f*****g dart but we would like you allto put on your life jockescoz in 100 years time when archologists find your boddy thel think there was a river here

"I can do anything I like: I'm eccentric!"
John Cleese, 'Rat Race'

BTW Theory, it was more like a Spanish accent really. I don't think Rowan Atkinson would have much trouble with a British accent.

"I make bangers, not Anthems; leave that to the Artful Dodger."
The Streets, 'Let's Push Things Forward'.

"FLASH BY NAME, FLASH BY NATURE"

Rick Mayall - Blackadder II



Bassman

Forgot this one....

"AM I PLEASED TO SEE YOU, OR IS THIS A CANOE IN MY POCKET"

Rick Mayall - Blackadder II



Bassman

Woof Woof.

Not a dog, as above.

In reply to post 883-
I think you'll find that's Sir Humphrey Appleby to Jim Hacker in Yes, Minister.

"'E's de'd!"
-some scottish proclaimation at the sight of a dead body.

peace.

"Hi bridesmaid, like the beard - gives me something to HANG ONTO!!! WOOF!!!" Rik Mayall

You have a woman's bottom!
- Tom Baker as Capt. Rum, Blackadder Two

Percy! Who's Queen?
- Miranda Richardson as QE1, Blackadder Two

Appo logies for the inconwenience.
- Hugh Laurie as (damn, can't remember), Blackadder Two

Cheers

Wolfie

"I have a cunning plan my Lord"

Baldrick - most episodes of Blackadder I, II, III & IV.



Bassman

My favourite of Blackadder's replies:

"Baldric you wouldn't know a cunning plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a piano sining "ooo la la cunning plans are here again.""


also,

"You know you two are really starting to annoy me with these obsessions of yours. Fish don't just catch themselves!" - Xena, Warrior Princess

"It doesn't grow on trees you know.
Well, since we adopted Leaves as legal tender, we have as you know, all become emmensely rich.
"

I know that one! It's from ..er.. well it was on that planet where everyone was a marketing manager or something.

Until Arthur Dent came along. Still in his dressing gown.

Well, I can vaguely place it, I suppose.

Has anyone ffound mine yet (Post 879)

"The ultimate barrier is one's own viewpoint"