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Well done! Even I thought you were d'Elaphant and Zeppo

Too good, Gl, just TOO good!

So, Cinders...not me, never fit in that shoe. And before you ask, no, Carmel could wear shoes like that, but only on her ears.

So who was Cinders then? Are there any more characters to reveal?

Let's see... *consults notes*

Mary and her played by GL and BBW
Mysterious Stranger played by - himself
Purr in Boots played by B4
A VERY large Induhvidial played by B4
Gander played by B4
Three Blind Mice played by Lil
Pansy Ffing played by Coely
Robyn Bankes played by Caerwynn
Thistle Howl played by Mac
The Farmer's Wife played by Lil
Humpty Dumpty aka Chicken Little played by d'Elaphant and Zeppo
The Swan played by Titania
The Ugly Duckling played by Ripley
Buttercup played by Amy the

Eeeh... so what are we missing?

Wee Awl, Cinders, Billy the Kid, Little Miss Muffet and Gladys the , Henrietta Fowls - did I get that right?

What about the Seven Dwarves?

Of course! I hope they'll show up soon - and I do hope Cinders will return to reveal her true self!

Oh, you forgot the ghosts. They haven't revealed themselves yet.

Before too long, we should be able to guess the rest by process of elimination. And I think Billy the Kid has revealed himself before, hasn't he?

And I'm sure everyone knows who I am. Who else would build a character around a silly pun? Actually, I just wanted to insert another bit player into the row-row lake scene and there was already a sea monster. A yellow submarine was the logical choice, wasn't it? At the time, I thought I would create various other bit players as the panto progressed, but time constraints didn't allow that. So that's why Wee Awl kept reappearing. He would have reappeared more often, too, if I had had more time.

I'm just bumping this up, since there are still one or two people who have yet to reveal their identity.

Cinders! Please tell us who you are!

Cinders, Billy the Kid, Little Miss Muffet and Gladys the , Henrietta "Fowl" Deedes, the Seven Dwarves and a dog called Grimm who appeared in the cast thread but never in the panto.

Hear, hear!

[Ripley] *listens but doesn't hear anything specific, scratches his head*

I thought Lil was Henrietta. While we are at it, there is still someone who did not reveal his/her identity from last year's Masque. Isabella von somethingorother I think.

I wasn't Henrietta.

I was Henrietta 'Fowl' Deedes. I was also Gladys the Spider and her sidekick, Little Miss Muffet. Was I anyone else? I can't remember .

Buttercup is thrilled to bits with her award. She won't shut up about it so we've locked her in the studio to record the album.

Eh... *thoroughly confused by now* ...and the dwarves?

The dwarves were all played by Wotchit.

Which explains their sporadic appearances throughout the Panto...

B4ifadeaway

I took on several bit parts. I was the Cookie Monster and Eddy the Lake Monster; it was great the way Garius picked up that subplot!

My favorite bit part was being the Extremely Wild Ride.

How did you find the time Lil?

I think that panto should go down in the hootoo almanac.