h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

For a he seems quite nice really

*baffled*

A *real* vampire? Oh my...

EXCELLENT! BEST DISGUISE YET!


WILL YOU BE JOINING US IN THE ATELIER?

Yes! Join us at the atelier! There's always room for a new species, and we already have a werewolf anyway!

Um...does B4's speach mean he wasn't Wee All? Darn (grumble, grumble, grumble...)

I wonder if Munch is Wee Awl?

And where's Mary and her - I'm really curious about who's behind them!

Have we seen them since Single Sign-On?

*rises from her seat and goes onto the stage, the diamonds in her tiara catching the light*



*accepts her award from Mr Clintwood*

Thank you so much, thank you all so much. I have had such a wonderful time it has been like a holiday, without so much as pot to scrub. It has shown me that there is so much more to life than dusting and scouring.

The camaraderie and generous support shown by the marvelous cast and the audience has given me the courage to take the next step. If Robyn is in agreement with my parting with her generous gift, I shall inform dear Papa that I am going to take a gap year. I shall sell this gorgeous tiara and use the proceeds to buy a Triumph motorcycle and see the World.

I shall find room to take my award with me to remind me of you all and to strengthen my resolve should I feel the urge to don an apron and grab a scrubbing brush.

Thank you once again for all your kindnesses and support.

* furiously, at the length of her speech. East, curtseys and leaves the stage, merging into the shadows of the wings, she leaves behind a crystal kitten heeled mule that twinkles in the brightness of the spotlights*

Which Salonista was that?

Oooo... look what she left behind! *waiting to see if East Clintwood will pick it up*

*echoing Titania* Yes, who was it?

Maybe we have to wait until midnight to find out? But in which time zone?

Probably 2400 HPST (Holiday Panto Standard Time).

B4thewitchinghour

*Looks wide-eyed at the stranger*

You're REALLY a vampire? Oh my! I guess that means these new powers of mine won't disappear, then. Hmmmmm. Not a bad bargain, since your new, er, qualities won't disappear either. You see, I'm a REAL werewolf too!

*With a flourish, Mary pulls off her mask to reveal...

Garius Lupus*

So, I had you fooled, eh? Woo Hooo! I thought my allusions to werewolves later in the panto would give me away, even with me posting like d'E and Zeppo. That, of course, was a deliberate attempt to throw everyone off.

*Accepts his award from East Clintwood*

<-- nudges GL's leg

*Ignoring <sheep)*

I would like to thank Lil and Amy for setting this whole thing up and keeping it going. It's been a real blast.

<-- butts GL's leg

And, of course, it wouldn't have been nearly as much fun without all of the other participants

<-- begins to growl

But, what I appreciate most is this award. It means more to me than you can imagine, since it is for ensemble acting, which has been something of a trial for me.

*looks down just as is about to bite his leg. stops with his jaws open and looks up. He slowly backs off and closes his mouth. GL motions him forward and he reluctantly comes up to the microphone.*

Come on, sheep, reveal yourself. Our truce is still in force - it doesn't end until the panto is officially over.

<-- unzips the front of his costume and removes the head, revealing...

Yes, I was the . I lost the coin toss, but at least I didn't have to dress in drag.

*Gives GL a sideways look*

Oh, and thanks for the award.

*stops breathing in suspense*

*aside* Well, that explains the steak*

A wolf in sheep's clothing! How classic!

That was a nice touch, didn't occur to me.

Well done Garius!

And I was *sure* Mary was played by d'E. Well I never!

GL and BBW! Together! Oh my... I had absolutely no idea!