h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

One would expect so. If not that one, Then most certainly the one next to it.

Very good then.

Damn. Where IS our proprietor?

I have no I idea, this is unusually slow service.

*Is suddenly at the front desk.*

Yeesss, how can I help you, eh?

I need something that will give unbearable pain before a quick and permanant death.

I hate friggin' noobs.

*Saunters in, raps on the table*

Barkeep! Oh, barkeep! Send out your stableboy, would you? He may shine my boots, and then...I have an unaccountable urge to have my steed vigorously relieved, while I...watch...

*Glares at Legion.*

Sir, I must protest! The horse-service and house of ill-repute is next door...

*Peers at Rivvy.*

Ahh, yes. You'll be needing something along these lines.

*Myst reaches under the counter and produces a small gadget.*

This little baby will completely bind the target in very sharp steel chains and stuff their mouth with packing foam. Should do the trick.

Hmm... will it overcome insufferable godmodding?

*bats eyes*

*Nods.*

Quite possibly, yeess. >_>;