h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Myst looks up.*

Hmm? Enchantments? Well, the best I've got is some state change spells... make it like iron, or gold, or whatnot.

huh, ok

well, got any mithril?

*Appears from the shadows.*

Good marrow, Mystrunner, I have a special request.

*Slips off his long red coat, characteristic of villians in anime.*

I was curious if you could enchant this to ignite on fire upon my will the enchantment would of course protect the wearer but the flame would be quite harmful to an adversaries. It would also prove usefull as a source of light where all else fails. Of coures I would have to be able to extiguish the flame as quickly as i created it.

*Slips out a dagger from somewher around his wrist and quickly slices a bag of coins from his own bealt and catches it with his other hand.

Here is half of your payment now and another purse, with not a coin less, upon the completion of the task.

So, what do you say?

*Myst takes the coat and the purse.*

I think I can do just that... come back in a day, and it will be ready.

*hands Mystrunner one of her "special" needles, it glows bright red, then flame blue, then subsides*

*looks on, having had little else to watch in the year he had been lounging about in the store*

*Myst accepts the needle with a sly and pulls the coat out of the back room, dusting off the cobwebs on HDS on his way past.*

Your coat's done, Skull.

*Accepts the coat and slips it on.*

Ahh, Myst, you do most excellant work.

*Takes a few steps away from eveyone or anything flamible and bursts into flames.*

*Looks at everyone through heat blurred vision.*

Ah, the power, and it keeps me nice and tosty on those cold winter days.

*The flames die down and Skullock tosses another sack of gold onto the counter.*

There you have it Myst, and not a coin less than you deserve.

*Tucks the coin pouch away.*

And you're a very good customer. Thanks!

*with more pops, cracks, and other such sounds than any living thing should produce, HDS moves, stretches, yawns and disappears in a cloud of all of the distrubed dust that had previously been coating him*

*Myst yawns and leans back at the counter.*

could you make me a draft of repel dust?

*Nods, and wanders into the back. He shouts back.*

Yeah, I'd meant to make some for the cloaks... dust shows up very well on black...

*glances at his dusty robes*

yah, it sure does.

*strolls in from the street*

Hi Myst! Thought I'd come in and have a look around, but I'm limited to browsing, as I don't have any actual money yet- well, not enough anyway.

*stops for a minute to look at a blowgun, picks it up, but sets it right back down when she sees the price.*

How are you?

I need something to destroy noobs.

*Swaggers in.*

Don't we all.

Yes, especially after what they did to our home.

Kill them a lot.

Indeed, Such foolishness in a place of such e-vil! It's like they're bloody heroes

Yes. I should point them in the way of the door that leads to the hero's guild.


We did install a cliff under that door, right?