h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Richard Whitely is starting to tell his 30,000 year old jokes and he is wearing coloured clothes.

kat

*the ground opens up and swallows richard whitely.*

*and the air on which the sound waves of his jokes burns before anyone can hear them*

A great relief is felt by everyone.

*the air starts shimmering and even noise becomes distorted. the ground is unsteady and everything appears to become insubstantial. there is the acute sensation of speed and immobility mixed, nay, trapped in a limbo of actualities. a flashing light and a long sizzling tunnel surrounds you all. it is a portal and you are all trapped in it http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F117103?thread=254448&latest=1 *

*toasts a sausage*

*eats the sausage then heads towards the mansion*

I have finished eating my shish kebab and I have left.

katrine

*a passing squiral scampers through the spot on which the evil joking thing had stood, and spontaniously combusts*

*pokes her head out of a hole in which she'd been hiding and wanders around folornly, until she finds a toasted squirrel, which she eats

She hears a lingering richard whitely joke and giggles, as, fortunately for her she has an incredibly bad sense of humour.*

I go and get lost in the Forest and and then I go and find myself. I am starting to the trees.

kat

*throws a squirrel bone at kat*

maybe this place is getting to you kat?

*throws a bone at phenom also*

*you find yourself on a beach. the waves lap gently onto the sand behind you. the green line of trees in fron looks beautiful. a small red crab scuttles past you towards the sea. the sun in the sky and the gentle breeze make it hard to remember why you are here.
serephina is in the dungeon. you must save her. but you only have one power. please state that in your first post. good luck*

ok
my power is that i can understand/translate languages
if thats ok

Phenom I have the power of invisibility - I can rescue serephina without been seen.

kat

they are both fine

kat - you may be invisible. but i will see what you move, and i can see what serephina is doing besides which, there are some very interesting monsters lurking in the forest that don't even use sight.

languages - may help decipher the witches...if you get close enough

Telepathy> do I get a power too then?

Can use of the Force be a power?

And what about my pet Plaeryin Bol? Can he still use his poisen spit and his were-thunderbird (the mystical bird, not the car) power?