h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the black hole thing?

ok

hey buddy phoenix's are my thing. *changes into PURE phoenix form and glares at the water demons* you know Phenom your getting boring

*a small tittering can be heard from the trees on the bank. it slowly gets louder and louder until it is deafening to the point of painful. then all goes silent........so silent you long for the noise to start again. the water demons vanish back into the river. this should be a good thing but it worries you!

from by your shoulder you feel a breath on your ear, but there is no-one there! clouds descend on the island and all turns murky. all of a sudden anthea is lifted off her feet and thrown against a tree. there was no-one there, she just floated then flew! craxus's weapons are pulled from his grip and flung far into the jungle and werekitty has her tail pulled real hard....all phoenix can do is watch the BOREDOM! the PHENOMS voice booms from the jungles depths.*

how do you fight an invisible enemy? or is it...enemies?

*Craxus curses slightly as his weapons are flung from his hand.*

*He can sense something present but he can't see it.*

Everyone stay sharp.

*Craxus fangs are exposed ready to defend his group of friends.*

*HDS combines his voice with his telepethy and uses his powers and training to fill all ears and minds with what he says next*

PHENOM! Shadow! First one! Show yourself!

*Shifts his appearence. He is now wearing a blood crimson robe and instead of a face there is only shadow with red, glowing eyes pearing from the depths of cowl (Pic of that on my personal space). HDS seems to glow while his suroundings are plunged into darkness*

Make a long speach Creachy but make sure it is very long and boring. Pretend your a politican and starting ing everyone. This will frighten the invisible enemy if you threaten to them and make a very long speach.

kat

*Anthea finaly regains consiousness*
huh......
whats happening......

*sits and yawns* is that it?

oh phenom.....
invisability now thats really an original idea......

PHENOM puts a kilt on and then puts blue woad on his face and bends down and says something Scottish Gaelic. Then makes a very long speech in Scottish Gaelic and then sings alot of Runrig songs.


kat

WHAT.......
Phenom could you never do that again.
that is sooooooooo stuped its worse than the invisability thing really.

thats REAL original

i dont think phenom apreciates sarcasum

good for him

*jedi girl finds herself being squeezed of her breath and drained of mental energy. from the forest comes an army of dog sized spiders. they look like wolf spiders. they are fast and damn strong. their venom is lethal. they don't attack, they just sit there waiting for something. jedi girl is released from whatever force had her but she will be feeling weak and fall to her knees. the dark clouds in the sky begin to move irratically then seem to form an image. it is a hooded head, it is PHENOM. the image begins to speak, as it does the ground beneath anthea begins to suck her down and the tree phoenix is in bursts into flames.*

you called HDS.

Indeed

*The blood crimson cloak flies open to reveal that there is not but shadow within, as the cloak flaps to full opening it suddenly becomes ridged and glows bright blinding red. Suddenly it explodes in red and black smoke with sparks flying out. When the smoke blows away there is nothing there. A massive shadow covers all the land and plunges all into total darkness. It is His Divine Shadow in one of his bigger forms.*

Shall we duel?

you appear to have covered my land in my favourite colour. very well.

*freezes time and all other players out of this fight by plunging the land into ice. the clouds continue to shift until the PHENOM's head has a body also. the shape of the thunder clouds is now that of a man wearing a long, dark shoal. hood up and eyes a glow of crimson red the PHENOM just stands measuring up the Divine Shadow.*

impressive.

*the island, the sea, the planet fall away from beneath them both. leaving the duelers in the middle of the unknown universe. a dark blade appears in PHENOM's hand.*

any rules i should be aware of?

Jedi girl is given a very sweet cup of + for the shock.

kat

Let's follow the rules of godly dueling. Loosely follow continuity (very loosly), don't end the universe to win the duel, be funny while battling.

*Throws a chocalte cream war pie at Phenom's head*