h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The crossbow bolts get stuck in His Divine Shadow's heart and he swiftly dies. The body disintigrates and HDS goes off to find another avatar*

quickly

Thank goodness you did it Arwen. I could not do it as it is forbidden my order to attack anyone. I only can defend.


kat

*His Divine Shadow, now appearing in his were-wookie form bursts out of the foliage he is dripping with the blood of the foes snarling wookie curses that drive many more of the foes off.*

Hiya!

*HDS removes a pretty gold and silver amulet from his hip pouch and tosses it to Jedi Girl.*

There yah go

*HDS leaps into a near by tree, grabbing a big handfull of boar before hand. HDS lands on a tree limb, sits down, and starts to eat.*

Smash it and release our powers. If you're sure that's the right one.1

Thank you HDS for the amulet.

Jedi Girl

It's the only Amulet on the Island

well smash it

How did you find the amulet?

*Tosses Arwen a hammer*

You do it, I'm busy resting in this here tree

That's a secret

ok, i know and everyone wait, when i break this it'll be like an eletric shock *Breaks the amulet and different coloured lights fly into everyone*

aaaaaaah....

*Transforms into her pure cat form and then into her pure human form. Only doesn't linger on the latter as she doesn't have many clothes. Being a cat.

back in her half and half form*

Where the hell did you get a hammer?

tool belt *phoenix changes into a phoenix and alights the clearing*

not helping!!

*turns into her cat shape and scarpers. Deciding to reappear when everything is not on fire*

*douses everyhting with water* sorry couldnt help myself *changes into snowleopard and jumps in the tree&*

Jedi Girl transforms from a Jedi Apprentice to a Jedi Master and has a midichlorine count which exceeds even Anakin Skywalkers. Now is more powerful than Anakin Skywalker, Luke Skywalker, Lea Oregano-Solo, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui-Gon, Yoda, Mace Windu and Kit
Fisto.

Kat

Werekitty and Arwen you both look very beautiful.

kat

*Leaps down from his tree and lands next to Jedi Girl. Carefull takes Mombassa from his left eye socket, tosses him into the air and transforms into a wookie. Shortly there after, Mombassa turns into a Thunderbird (the majikal bird, not the bloody car). Mombassa swoops down and HDS-wookie leaps onto him, standing on his back between his wings. Mombassa swoops around at some where nearing mach 3. Sonic booms and lightning flashes forming in his wake*

WooHoo!

yay we got our powers back.......

*usees a sucsesion of shape shifting techneeks