h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Craxus points and 's*

Awww....Werekitty you do know how to make a pretty bon fire.

*jumps into a tree*

lets get going, if we aren't already

*jumps to the next tree along*

*Jumps into a tree with perfect silence*

*A fly buzzes past in a tinny fashion*

JFL "look there are unicorns hiding behind those trees"

*catches the fly with chopsticks*
Uh... they don't look like normal unicorns... they have very sharp teeth.
*climbs the trees like a cat - predicatably*

*the very sharp teethed unicorns step from behind the trees. on the back of one is a little demon rubbing his head. he spots werekitty climbing a tree and starts screaming irritably.*

imp - thats her lads! thats the r that nutted me!

*the unicorns start to snarl and stamp their hooves on the ground. their eyes glow red and they charge forward towards werekitty and the group using their horns as leathal weapons!*

*Craxus steps in front of the unicorns ready to defend a fellow member.*

I wonder how silver bullets do against them.

*Craxus holds up both his berreta's and fires till you can here the clicking of both guns empty.*

*on closer inspection of the unicorns sharp nashing teeth, craxus realises they ARE silver, reasonable deduction would be, silver do nothing to these creatures. the lead unicorn takes a bite at craxus and kicks it's legs out at him. the imp jumps off the unicorns back onto werekitty's back and buries itself in her fur muttering something about lots of fleas.*

*There is a soft "clink" noise, and suddenly the imp's head flies off, knocked off by a 44 calibre silver bullet from HDS's O.S.S. revolver (the most silent gun ever invented).*

Bullseye

*HDS fires a tracer buller infront of the charging Unicorn's eye, hoping to startle it if it is discovered that silver bullets don't harm them*

Thanks!
*removes a couple of claws from her back, then unsheathes her own and leaps on top of a unicorn, holding on to it's horn*

*too late for werekitty, the imp infected her with many demon fleas. the unicorns are startled, this only makes their thrashing about more intense!*

*phoniex jumps onto a unicorn and lops of its head, it lies on the floor dead*

*bites the unicorn on the neck, instantly killing it*

Ha! You really think those fleas will affect me?
My native fleas have had years of feeding on my supernatural blood, and have become highly advanced vegetarians. I feed them regularly.

*a couple of tiny bombs erupt near werekitty's ear, and tiny demonic death wails can be heard*

Werekitty do you like eating ? I used to say to my " are twice as nice, are twice as nice". I would always ask my for a and he would like at my and ask where's the you promised me first".

kat

Ours tended to prefer birds. Once we came up the stairs and there was some blood and feathers around, so we looked for the poor little corpse, but couldn't find it. Ten minutes later I heard this scream from the sitting room, it had been in some of the folds of the rug, and when mum shook it out the body had gone flying up and terrified my poor mother.

bleuah