A Conversation for "I want YOU for the Empire"

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Post 1

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

Sign in here to be sorted into you chosen branches (Army, Navy, Intelligence). You will be sent to the requisition office then, and from there, to your base. Enjoy your bright future, here in the Empire.


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Post 2

Chronos

well...well...well....hmmm....Been a busy bee you have, HDS.
Conqured a galaxy you have, and troops you seek, but the motive is clouded.

oh well. Sign me up! i wanna be in de army in charge of ground forces, a bomb bad general, grand marshall, or whatevers open.


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Post 3

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

You will be Supreme General then which is smiley - earthsmiley - yikes. Please procede to the Army page and start your division. the name is up to you, and a symbol would nice too, provided it is not already used as a rank. Good luck. And Congratulations.


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Post 4

Chronos

Thanks, my division is the smiley - devil division


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Post 5

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

Cool. Start recruiting!


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Post 6

Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425")

I would like to sign up.


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Post 7

Chronos

hey be in the smiley - devil division!.....Well you should probably be in intelligence since you are an asassin...but the devil division is smiley - cool


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Post 8

Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425")

Actually I think HDS is going to give me a nice position. Since he basically designed it but i gave him a few tipers smiley - smiley

HDS I sent ya an email. Please reply.


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Post 9

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

Sorry I didn't read your e-mail, the damn hippy messenger said I already read it. Some of your ideas will be put into effect as soon as time is found to do so, others will not. What branch do you want? Myst has control of the commandos already.


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Post 10

Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425")

Hmm....either fleet or spys. Which ever one you wish to put me in i will.


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Post 11

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

You will be the Spy Master then (wich is a Grand Admiral position) I'll update the roster and give you your rank badges as soon as possible.


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Post 12

Skullock

*Galantly Marches in*

*Looks about.*

smiley - okNice place you've got here.


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Post 13

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

Thank you, its taken several weeks to shine it up with Guide ML, and some of still isn't as shiny as it could be, but, Its getting there.

So, Would you like a possition of some kind?


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Post 14

Chronos

Join the Army we need some more good leaders there are some nice positions still open. Or.. you could join my division smiley - devil


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Post 15

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

*Walks in sucking on a cherry tootsie pop, saunters over to the main desk, rests her elbows on the table, removes the tootsie pop from her mouth and runs a very pimk tongue over her lips.*

'ello boys. Where do I sign?


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Post 16

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

...And may I request chief of intelligence as a position...? It sounds like such an interesting... position...



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Post 17

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

Alright Jade. You will be a Spy Master, co-running the spies with Craxus. Here is your rank badge

*hands Jade a small black box that contains her rank insignia, it is open and the rank insignia is very well polished. It looks like this: smiley - geeksmiley - ghostsmiley - wow *


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Post 18

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Hello, I would like to be in charge of some kind of ground assault force, preferably with Imperial Walkers and/or Tank Droids.


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Post 19

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

Rock!

*pins her badge on her military issue grenade bag (I recently found one at the army surplus!) and watches it glint*

Hi llama. May I hug you? I like to hug llamas...

I've gone very mildly insane. Regular Jade to be back soon. Ja.


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Post 20

Lews Therin Telamon, The Dragon, Lord of the Morning (AKA Jonathan Kerensky [hero])

Can I be a Sith Lord, please?


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