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Then how about SFS?

who ever makes them, they're big and useful

and company besides Gallofree is fine with me.

I have little desire to join the Imperium, but my skills as a bounty hunter may be useful. My fee is $1000 Altairian or 2500 Standard Galactic Credits minimum. In certain cicumstances, I may be willing to work for free.

Like when we threaten to bring the whole navy down on top of you?

Wargamer, we don't need to go that far. We all know how the Empire loves bounty hunters, we don't have to train them or anything.

So, Hussassan, do you want rank or just to be on the payroll? Money is not a problem, your asking price is about 500 credits under the bi-monthly payrate for colonels or similar non-army ranks.

Okay, I've hereby decread that the Empire shall purchase SFS Mammoth-class AT-AT landing barges.

Hooray!

Heel and Heavy Weapons Co. has already brought them to us, its that Acme delevery system, so fast, its redicoulus.

That's Hell and Heavy Weapons, not heel and heavy weapons.

Can we call it Fred...? I like Fred...

*dancing a jig*

Call what fred?

The agency thing. We ought to call it Fred.

Well it would be easier to remember.

That was my thought.


Oi, have you got all your things moved in to my ship as yet?

Where is it? Any link or even directions?

Ahhh, not as yet. I'm not certain how that's going to work though. I don't know if HDS wants me to put it up on my site or if he'd prefer to do it on the Empire page... That's a good issue to bring up, actually.

HDS? Where do I put my ship? Would you like me to just make a page on my personal space and then you can link to it on the Empire page or some such thing? Or would you prefer to put it on the Empire page?

If you could design a shiny or semi-shiny Guide ML entry on it and give me the link I will put it on the intelligeance page.

Oooh, I want to join! Intelligence, my friend. I do believe that's where I belong...I'd like to be a sith. After all, my name is Darth Zaphod Sith Master, Spy...whatever...just throw me in

DZ

Congtarulations Darth Zaphod, you shall be a Sith spy.

*Hand Darth Zaphod a black box with very highly polished rank pins in it. They look something like this:*

You can make your ship and then toss me the link and I will put it on the intelligance page.

Ladies and Gentlemen! The planet on which Terrania resides, which has some business interests of the Empire on it, is being threatened by a Yuuzhan Vong small Yuuzhan Vong fleet. If any of you would like to go and help us push them back, the co-ordinates are these: F97983?thread=232422&latest=1

Are there any guidelines as to how my ship should be made? Or should I just read up on the intelligence page and that'll tell me...

DZ