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Post 41

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

I think the Tank Droid is Arakyd and the LAV is Sienar, but I'm not sure.


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Post 42

Aries (ACE + Badger)

Maybe, possibly. Sorry don't know


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Post 43

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

The tank is definately Arakyd. Not sure on the tank. I'm at school now and don't have the essential guides to help. If you don't have it by 4:00 I'll be able to tell you by then.

And Aries, you will be a Commando, here is your shiny Rank Badge

*hands Aries a nice black leather bound box, with its lid flipped up, this is what the glowingly shiny badge looks like smiley - geeksmiley - thiefsmiley - blacksheep*


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Post 44

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

...the ship went down we all near drowned
you stood there on the deck
'till the Spanish came
and flooged your a**
and dragged you from the wreck...


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Post 45

Aries (ACE + Badger)

?smiley - erm


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Post 46

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

Yo, I'm harder than a mithril coat
A hundred is the number of the orcs I smote
I fought Helms Deep and I battled MinaS Tirith
You better watch out, or I'll make ya a** dissapeareth

<ooc *feeling very cryptic today, thinking seriously about only communicating in quotes, thinks that she can probably pull it off without difficulty*


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Post 47

Aries (ACE + Badger)

that going to be hard


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Post 48

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

Still goin' stong. How ya gonna kick it? Gonna kick it roof down.


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Post 49

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

I'v checked. The Tank droid is Arakyd, but the LAV is Uulosh.


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Post 50

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Yeah, thanks, I found out myself now.


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Post 51

Skullock

Hmmm...I think it would be fun to be a sith. It would sertainly fit my e-vil personality. Though, If i'm not mistaken, there are getting to be to many sith in the ranks.


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Post 52

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

There can /never/ be too many Sith. You can be a commando as well. Both things you are good at, as I have observed.


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Post 53

Skullock

Many thanks.

*Bows deeply*


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Post 54

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

Then a Commando and Sith you shall be.

*hands Skullock a black leather box with some shiny rank pins in it. They loock something like this: smiley - thiefsmiley - blacksheepsmiley - monstersmiley - magic.*

Congtatualations, go forth and combat evil........and maybe recruit a few people while you are at it.


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Post 55

Skullock

Sir,yes, sir.


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Post 56

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

I'm not quite that formal, just call your superiors "hey @sshole" or "you, d!ckweed". Your direct superiors, Mystrunner and Doc Obi-want might be though.


Hey, does anyone here know of someone we can declare war on or something? Its great to have a massive military, but the folks back home want to see some blood on the Holo-net and the INO (Inter-galactic News Organisation). Or lots of trashed military robots being trodden over by the victorious UII forces, whichever.


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Post 57

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

that should have read "just DON'T call your superiours 'hey @sshole' or 'you, d!ckweed'"


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Post 58

Skullock

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh

No, I rather like it the first way!


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Post 59

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

I have to concurr. It would be far more Sithlike of him to call his elders and betters by such names.


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Post 60

Aries (ACE + Badger)

but are superiors allowed to kick ten shades of dirt out of junior crew-man?


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