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Chronos Posted Mar 4, 2003
Hey Sir Ralph join the Army, maybe even my division 
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Mar 4, 2003
Sir Ralph will be a Grand Admiral in the Army, you can start your devision whenever you want (as a reply to the Army page or as a Guide entry, wither way I will link it to the page as soon as I know about it. Here is your shiny new rank badge.
*hands Sir Ralph a rank badge in a black box, lid up, this is what it looks like: 
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Lews will be a Sith Lord, under direct command of Sith Master Hjik
*Hands Lews his shiny new rank badge, black boxed, it looks like this: 
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Go forth and recruit! You get bonuses and rank hikes, assuming you are not already a Grand Admiral.
Glad to see you back Lews, I was concerned. By chance have you made any headway in the department of getting the Red Alert cheat to work? And when will be dueling IRL? This saturday or sunday would be absolutley fabulous for that, and then we can see Chicago (if you haven't already).
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 5, 2003
Thanks!
(as reply to some long ago posting)Yeah, sure, you don't even have to ask!
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Mar 5, 2003
Ypu're quite welcome, how could I do any less for a fan of the great Monty Python crew?
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Mar 5, 2003
Can I change to Sith? I've decided that I'm too evil/insane to be anything but...
*grabs the llama and hugs it, skips away*
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Mar 5, 2003
I'll give a Sith rank, but you will still be where you are now, you'll have both.
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Mar 6, 2003
Okay!
*punches fist into the air*
I get to be sneaky /and/ evil. That rocks. Thanks HDS.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 6, 2003
A974298 Everybody get your lightsabers here!
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Mar 6, 2003
Got one thanks Ralph. I'd like to sign up and do whatever you people do here. I want to be part of the intelligence mob and be a spy. Is that OK?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 6, 2003
Don't ask me, I'm in charge of the invasion force!
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Mar 6, 2003
Aries, do you want to be sneaking around gathering intelligence? Or sneaking around blowing things to Hell?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 6, 2003
I could use some sabotuers!
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Mar 6, 2003
And if we ever find either New Babylon or New Carolina, we will be invading it, probly with the help of the Duckman industries defense force and the SGC (Star Gate Command).
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 6, 2003
Joy!
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Mar 6, 2003
I'm excited too
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 6, 2003
I'd better go finish my assault force page! Oh, no! I can't! I haven't got my Star Wars Ref. books here!
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Mar 6, 2003
Normally I would be happy to answere all questions on the subject, as I am a walking talking (in this case sitting typing) Star Wars encyclopedia, but I will be of to school soon. Still though, when you are finished link it here, and then I will link it to Army page.
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Mar 6, 2003
Sneaking aroung blowing things to hell sounds good. OK then.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 6, 2003
Well, while you're still here: What company produced the Chariot LAV?
And what company produced the Tank Droid?
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Mar 6, 2003
?????????
????????? Hang on a minute, I know that one. Come on brain think, think! *Starts banging head on wall*
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- 21: Chronos (Mar 4, 2003)
- 22: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Mar 4, 2003)
- 23: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 5, 2003)
- 24: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Mar 5, 2003)
- 25: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Mar 5, 2003)
- 26: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Mar 5, 2003)
- 27: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Mar 6, 2003)
- 28: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 6, 2003)
- 29: Aries (ACE + Badger) (Mar 6, 2003)
- 30: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 6, 2003)
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