h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*plops down*
Sure. My ears are open.
so is my mouth.
AAAAhhh...
*ehem*
Fill it please, or that annoying noise will disturb your narrative.

*throws in*

'Anks.
*chewchewchew*
How young are you?

Moi?
Nineteen.
You?

moi aussie.

tu parl francais?









Dont worry, I don't.

Me neither. I'm a fake!

Young and faking... what is the world coming to?


I can verbalize around 6 sentences in French, and one curse word. You learn the darndest things when you have two French roommates.

*noses around a Fundamentally Flawed PS*

*notices last post is missing a vital word*

That was supposed to be 6 N@sty sentences in French. Wonder what happened there?

Sorry I haven't been around, was conked on the head by a football.

I'm going hunting this weekend with a large shot gun. I don't intend to see the culprits again.

We have a new person! Yay! I'm always welcome to new people, as long as you're insane of course

Now where did that chocolate go...?

Hi Ducky

Did it finally knock some sense into ya

Ducky has a shot gun?

I think they've eaten all the

I don't think you could knock sense into me if you picked up Big Ben and swung it at my head.

It's an imaginary shot gun, more effective Just like the imaginary firearms.

Precious chocolate!

<Grabs Big Ben and hits Ducky over the head with it

Imaginary guns are even more dangerous <dodges Ducky's bullets

No you can't have my stash of

*huff* I don't want your chocolate now. *sulks*

*sways slightly* I think I may have concussion...........

Perhaps you need something amputating

Good coz I wasn't giving you any of my

No! But I bought a new brain the other day. The woman did an excellent job of inserting it but I'm sure it involved a mallet........

Not too worry I'll have that out in a minute to find hammer and chisel.

*s to look at LeoAlpha's PS... after a bathroom break*

hi all
*blows kisses to all*

Hey for you too Chicky