h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*pokes leo harder*

you deserve it.

Hey, Kit. He's funny - he picked out Sr Philomena's portrait but liked yours and Ducky's and Plastic RC's. I think he'll be ok. He just didn't know the rules.

Listen, that's his microwave pinging. Promise you'll be nice when he comes back, 'kay?

*mutters*

hug?

Group *there*there* Hunny.

i was teasing leo...honest!

i'll play with him properly...just...*mutter mutter*

*peers back 'round door*

Hello? Is it safe?

yes. come and play Leo!

im being good. sowwy for being mean earlier...am i forgiven?

Only if...um...
you promise not to do it again.

*nods*

pwomise.

OKAY!
*sits down*
Whataya do?

*notices everyone has suddenly left*

Hey! I brushed my teeth this morning!

*shrugs*

*initiates game of tiddlywinks against self*

*loses*

*throws tiddlywinks out the window and takes a nap under the couch*

Oh, hi, Leo. You want to join me under here for a kip? Here you go *hands Leo a Yeti Fur coat to cover his feet with*

I am so glad that we've got you Wilma

Who else would take the waifs and strays under their wing??

What are you doing still up, Mags?

I want wings too.

*Makes Leo a paper aeroplane* try flying off the roof with that it works for me but then again this is the C.P.U

Did I miss wing distribution day?

Wilma has a nice, warm, feathery one. If you want my paper ones, here--

*gives fundamentallyflawed the paper airplane*


d'ya know, I found some of the test questions insulting. things like, "do you think squirrels will take over the world." That's like asking, "do you think the world is flat."
Whattaya mean, think? Its a scientific fact! I KNOW it, I don't THINK it!

Fanks!

Regarding the squirrels, some people are optimistic and don't think that the Great Squirrel Rebellion will be successful. These people are clearly the crazy ones. I've always assumed that they ask that question in the test to make sure that nobody *too* crazy (ie. optimists) goes by unnoticed. They probably put a mark of some kind next to their names.

Leo, are you a girl!?
I can't believe you let me gaffe like that up there *points up at a post up there* and didn't tell me off!
Tsk.

We're nice to girls 'round here (usually )