h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We'll tell you after we blow up your new obstacle.

can anyone lift this table off my leg? or tend to this rather painful 2nd degree burn on my shoulder?

The medic's helping on the burn... and has more than likely removed the table to do so.

*Tries to struggel to his feet, propping himself up with a length of pipe. When mouuryan applied wait to the previosly pinned leg he discovered to his great dismay that his leg was broken, the result of this revolation being that Mourryan fell on his face*

Ow!

Anyone got a splint?

*The medic eases M. to the ground.*

Please, sir, don't get up... we'll have to get this set...

Does the C.O. of these troops mind if I start giving them orders?

You give the orders, and I act them out.

I have no idea. So we shall ask Myst. MYST! Where should we put the resteraunt, oh wise one? And might I request that we be given some time there /before/ people start blwing things up? Please?

Yes, it'll take them a while to find it, especially since...

* MaW and Jade get out at the Japanese restaurant, hail another taxi and ask to be driven to a different one, just to confuse anyone who's trying to follow them *

Hope you don't mind me dragging you between lots of different restaurants Jade

Course not! I'm a tough lil' ...! Ganbatta ne? (I'll do my best, ya? )

All right, you *points to a collection of troops* go around and check outside, you *points to demoltions team* blow this bloody thing up.

Right. Put it down wherever you want to. You'll have a week of amnesty.

*The soldiers mount C4 charges on the imploded walls, and step back.*

what as the link for?

Blow it up any time now.

the link pops up every time you type C4, just does

That'd be the forum parser, it thinks you're wanting a link to a category page

Permisssion to blow the s**t out of it granted.

*Mourryan gets up. Leg splinted, and takes a tube out of his trench coat. Mourryan presses a button on the side of the tube and it extends into a staff. Leaning heavily on the staff, Mourryan exits the building, gets into his limo, and flies back to base*

The demolitions team blows the obsticle, this time not killing themselves. The team sent around enters the room at the same time as the team that stayed. Seeing it's empty 515 sends people on a door to door search and to get records from public transportation.

So where to now?

We should probably head back to headquarters, ok men get this cleaned up and get a repair crew in here right away.