h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

First Quote is from "War of the Worlds" obvisously

The Second is from "Where Eagles Dare"

Now, if I think... Robert Shaw starred in Where Eagles Dare, operated the Radio and said that precise phrase (in any annoying voice...).

Now did Robert Shaw, narrate War of the Worlds, over the Radio?

Not read the *entire* backlog, but here goes....

"Here's a message to you non-smokers. Non smokers die.....every day. Sleep tight."

"With all our wonderful technology, couldn't we use it to shoot food at hungry people?"

"I'm willing to die seven years before my time, just so I'll be cool each last f*****g day."

The late great Bill Hicks

Something off the printer card machine here (takes £1 coins for printer credits):

This machine is now emptied every night.

So there is no point in breaking the lock.

"You surprised a girl with an IQ over 70, can gie you a hard on?"

-Hally Berry

I had a load more quotes, but then I read everyone else and now I can't remember any of them except,
Stick two pencils up your nose and say wibble, people will be convinced you're insane.
Blackadder

"...noises, noises, people make noises, people make noises when they're sick..."

peace.

"Words are the physicians of a mind diseased" - Aeschylus

"I'm a man,
"But I can change,
"If I have to,
"I guess."
- The men's prayer from Red Green.

"Personally, we find your American Beer is a little like making love in a canoe. It's f**king close to water."

applauds redgreen quote...

peace.

"The best way to a man's heart is through his chest with a kitchen knife."
Jo Brand

"...this is my blood..."

peace.

'This is my Church.
This is where I heal my hurts.
For tonight, God is a DJ.'

'God is a DJ', Faithless

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."

Ray - Bladerunner

"Women fake orgasms. Men fake whole relationships." -- Sharon Stone

Actually my favorite quote is: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose.
W.C. Fields. Gross isn't it

Bladerunner, Excelent show!!!

"'Ello Miss.... I wish to register a complaint!"






Bassman

One of my favourites is attributable to Jim Morrison:

There are things known and things unknown - and in between are the Doors.

I think that the more doors that can be/are opened the better. You can never be TOO informed about what is going on.

Prunesquallor

P.S.

And here is a less serious one from a quote master...

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. (Dan Quayle)

"...and as i close my eyes, I feel the whole world slip away..."

peace.