h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You know, OUZ, I think that's at least the 14th time somebody has posted that post on this thread...

'Time spent in reconnaisance is rarely time wasted.' Napoleon

There are MANY...
Gandhi said something like "An eyes for an eye leaves everyone blind"
From Snatch (can't remember who said it) "Come here my Pedigree Chums"
"I do not stand as a representative of my whole race" (again, I can't remember who..!)

There are more that are rather deeper but they are in books and my head is too full of stuff for my degree that it can't remember much else...

"Me and the Ashleys are like peanut butter and pickles. We just don't go together."
-Recess

"Hey, look! A diversion!"
"Where?"
-Even Stevens


-Spike A.

I like that second one!

ALL music is folk music, I ain't never heard no horse sing.

Louis Armstrong, (I think)

'What, you egg! Young fry of treachery!' 'Macbeth', William Shakespeare

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser.

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Or how about -

Q: Is life worth living?

A: That depends on the liver.

Homer: 'D'oh!'
Lisa: 'A deer!'
Marge: 'A female deer!'

Yup I know Strider...But its just soooo good !!!

Oh, I know. I just thought I'd point out what a popular quote it was to people who hadn't noticed.

"Murder! Murder!" Lady Macduff, running away, Macbeth.

-Spike A.

"Dragons in shallow water are the laughing stock of shrimps." - some oriental sage.

"Life is a potato behind a rock in the desert." - some idiot called Mund

"Confine? I'll confine myself no finer than I am!"
Sir Toby, 12th night, Shakespeare.

The last words of Emo Philips' uncle (?)...
"a truck"

Right. This one is in *VERY* bad taste:

"When I die, I want to die peacefully, in my sleep. Not screaming, like the other people in the car."
-Not sure...

Right. This one is in *VERY* bad taste:

"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, peacefully, in my sleep. Not screaming, like the other people in the car."
-Not sure...

LOL! It was Bob Monkhouse I believe.

Ok. Thanks. Here's another:

"That covers alot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You'd better beat it or they're gonna tear you down and put an office where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here, you must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle!"
-Groucho Marx (of course)

Bob had to drive - he was too drunk to sing. (Who said that?)