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Post 281

Evil Zombie Strider

"One person on his own can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bonified stupidity there ain't nothing like team-work."

-Mark Twain


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Post 282

Bagpuss

"One can never have too many pairs of socks."
- Albus Dumbledore


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Post 283

The Theory

"A dark cold sound tears the life I'm given
Ignite the vision
The vision that rbought cold wind against my childhood soul..."
- from the album "Liberate Te Ex Inferis" by Zao

peace.


Favorite Quote?

Post 284

Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing.

"GOO GOO GOO GOO GOO GOO GOO GOO GOO...." I guess you'll remember the rest....


Favorite Quote?

Post 285

sunny

'Whenever I date a guy I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?' Rita Rudner


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Post 286

Ommigosh

From a disgruntled countryman in today's paper,

"If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat".


Favorite Quote?

Post 287

Evil Zombie Strider

"we've got cowboys in boots playing banjos in the white house and--- I'm making a metaphor here."
-My history/literature teacher


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Post 288

Spike Anderson is sorry he can't catch up on a whole month's backlog

"If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs." -Anon. (BWO Turly of FinderPop)

-Spike A.


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Post 289

HenryS

"This sentence does in fact, not have the property it claims not to have." - Robert Boeninger, quoted by Douglas Hofstadter in one of his articles on self-referential sentences.


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Post 290

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

It's Brian Johnson by the way - god love 'im ...

*this isn't meant to offend but I suspect it might*

"Woman are a picturesque protest against the mere existence of common sense"
Oscar Wilde


Favorite Quote?

Post 291

Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing.

"how can we expect wimmin to be good at the important things like kissing and cuddling and making love if they aint equal in everything else"


Favorite Quote?

Post 292

Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk

I overheard a child and his mother playing chess:
CHILD: The white is good and the black is evil.
MOTHER: And which do you want to be?
CHILD: Black!


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Post 293

Evil Zombie Strider

"You are finite! Zatherus is finite! This is wrong tool!"
-Zatherus of B5

smiley - footprints


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Post 294

Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2)

Here's another for Doc Munchkin

Countess: "Doctor, I do believe you're perfectly mad."

Doctor: "Oh, come along Countess, nobody's perfect."

City of Death


and


Romana: "I love the spring."

Doctor: "It's October."

Romana: "I thought you said we were coming fot May Week."

Doctor "I did. May Week's in June."

Shada


Favorite Quote?

Post 295

Veers Revett, Imperial Assassin & Palbert, the once-fat cat. (Happy to see someone VERY special has joined h2g2)

Albert Einstein on the atomic bomb:

"If I had known what they would do with my work, I would have become a watch maker."


Favorite Quote?

Post 296

Dancer (put your advert here)

"A fool will go to sleep a fool, and wake up a fool,
A killer will go to sleep a killer and wake up a killer,
but a Dancer will be a Dancer only if he Dances"

smiley - hsif
Dancer


Favorite Quote?

Post 297

Evil Zombie Strider

"What is a quote?"

-Micah Surprenant


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Post 299

The Theory

"Well that effectively put a stopper in it..." I forget who said it...

peace.


Favorite Quote?

Post 300

Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing.

*has already been moderated once today and hopes it isn't him...*


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