A Conversation for Random Quotes Guild-Lurking Where All Fine Quotes are Quoted

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Post 241

The Theory

"I play the guitar because it lets me dream out loud." Michael Hedges

peace.


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Post 242

Bagpuss

George Bernard Shaw sent Winston Churchill two tickets to the opening night of his new play, inviting Churchill to bring a friend "if you have one." Churchill sent them back with and apology that he was unable to make the opening night and asked:

"Could I have two tickets to the second night, if there is one."


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Post 243

Ex Libris Draconium [Taking a vacation from h2g2]

One of my favorite funny quotes is from General Custer: "In battle, numerical superiority is inconsequential. Victory will go to the best tactician."


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Post 244

Bagpuss

How prophetic.


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Post 245

Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing.

best quote ever - especially if taken completely out of context was "no towel smiley=Hitlers fault" - The Theory


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Post 246

The Theory

2nd best quote... taken completely out of context... "BBC=Hitler's Fault" as quoted by our friend (or is that Fiend... I always get that mixed up) Rat... (or was that The Theory... I also mix up who said what in this blasted place)

peace.


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Post 247

Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing.

I thought I said Hitler=BBCs fault?


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Post 248

The Theory

*shrug*
Probably... my memory is like a stone... I wouldn't remember my head in the morning if it wasn't attatched to my body...

peace.


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Post 249

Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing.

you think thats bad? I'd forget my body if it wasn't attatched to my headsmiley - erm


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Post 250

The Theory

*sympathises*

peace.


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Post 251

Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing.

yes


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Post 252

Zak T Duck

"No-one ever suspects ze Spanish Inquisition!"
-Michael Palin, the Spanish Inquisition sketch


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Post 253

Munchkin

During a conversation about Star Wars yoghurts in the pub my mate said;
"I believe the fudge was Wicket and the chocolate was Chewie"


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Post 254

Xanatic

I think it is "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition"

I heard that Terry Gilliams brother is a police inspector in America. I wonder if he doesn't sometimes feel tempted during raids to shout out that quote.


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Post 255

Zak T Duck

You're right. my excuse is i'm half asleep this morning from lack of it.


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Post 256

Ocean Soul (registered Linux user 390755)

"The world is a sick machine breeding a mass of s**t" Green Day, Panic Song


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Post 257

Vidmaster - A Pebble in the Pond

Control the Media, Control the Mind

--Kane, Command and Conquer 2: Tiberian Sun


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Post 258

a girl called Ben

The Batsman's Holding the Bowler's Willie - our very own Radio 3


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Post 259

Orcus

That was good old Jonners - er. Peter Johnson? smiley - erm


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Post 260

Solsbury

And wouldn't it have been on Radio 4 (LW) as part of a Test Match Special


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