h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Here the town is just as clean, but features many large, low-slung warehouses, industrial factories and refineries.*

*Walks along side street*

*sips coffee*

*Returns to Main City*

*Rolls up in APC*

Is everyone here?

::man with a black trench coat and a 5 o'clock shadow steps out of a black sedan::

hmmm is this where i was supposed to go?

::begins to look at a small palm pilot::

hmmm...

I've left a 'package' in the Terrania courthouse. It's the distraction I was planning in the other thread.

*Shows everyone a box with a big red button on*

Here's the switch... I'll set it off in a bit, to give you some cover.

OK.

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* MaW gets out of the APC *

Where's this warehouse then?

*A mini pulls up next to the APC* Hello guys. Is his the place?

Yes. *waiting for Craxus so that she can be here legitamately and without ooc*

*Crauxs, Jadie, and Thras pull in next to the mini slamming on the brakes creating skid marks for a couple hundred of miles since they were going 125 mph...*

We be here!

*A small group of soldiers patrol by, looking about suspiciously. HQ was radioing something about a stolen APC, and they were not too happy...*

*Craxus pulls his hood over his cloak and lurks into the shadows and pulls out a huge sniper rifle. While in a crouching position Craxus takes aim.*

::notices person with a sniper rifle. Pulls out gun from his trench coat::

HEY YOU WITH THE RIFLE!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

and, uhh,

DO YOU HAVE ANY GASOLINE I COULD BORROW?

*The patrol hears Ranmafreak's cry and look over, spotting the armed man.*

[Soldier] You! Freeze!

*They arm themselves quickly and begin to run at him.*

*Craxus realizing hes been seen. Hops on his motorcycle and races over to the APC and mini for some help from his fellow commrades.*

::Jumps in car::

wha? START UP YOU INFERNAL MACHINE STAR......



oh yeah im out of gas..

::Kicks a courier of his scootor and persues the sniper::

COME BACK HERE!!!

Terranic Soldiers? And to think I trained them.

*Pulls out rocket launcher from the APC and aims it towards the enemy*

Oh well...

*Presses the trigger, but it just goes pop a flag saying boom comes out*

These rocket launchers are duds! Someone must have tampered with them. Alright I'll just have to use what I've got for now.

*Gets cover from behind APC, and using a hand gun starts firing in general direction of enemy, giving cover to craxus*

[Soldiers] Hey!

*The patrol runs en-masse after Ranmafreak, picking up their knees in a humourus fashion. This creates a 'Keystone Cops' feel to the whole precedings.*