h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I DONT LIKE PEOPLE WHO DONT HELP A BROKEN DOWN TRAVELER AND THEN ATTEMPT TO KILL THEM!!!!!

FEEL THE WRATH OF AGENT.....(drat, forgotten my name again) WHATEVER, MY NAME IS UNIMPORTANT!!!!!

::Jumps off scooter and dashes behind a biulding then begins to return fire::

*With cover from Terran, Craxus reachs the APC. Craxus slings his sniper rifle from his back and takes aim at the Terranic Soldiers.*

Note to Mystrunner: Could we have a list of who is on whos side please for reference?

I'M A TERRANIC SPECAL FORCES AGENT!! I'M UNABLE TO REMEMBER MY NAME AT THE MOMENT BUT I DO KNOW THAT IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
::Continues firing off clip after clip at people in the APC and mini::

*Tries to radio for backup*

Hmm... I think we need to be a bit more subtle than this if we can get out of this?

*Aims for a group of Terranic Soldiers trying to circle around the APC*

::Rushes twoards rebels with a strange, high-tech looking device in his hands::
MWAHAHA this device will spell doom for all enemies of terrania!

::Device beeps twice, pauses and then begins to glow red::

OWWWW HOT! HOT! HOT!!!!

::Throws device into nearby factory, blowing it up, proceeds to hurry into nearby alley screaming for life::

I wonder if this un-named agent wants to help our cause . Well hes done better than us so far anyway .

*Starts barking orders in to a cell phone, reloads pistol, and fires off some more rounds*

In to mobile : When I say I want pizza, I mean now!!! Evil underground anarcist pizza delivery people just aren't what they used to be .

To Anarchist team : I've got a plan but I need some cover. I'll be back later.

* MaW hides behind the APC during the initial storm of shooting, then peeks around *

[MaW] Maybe I can come up with some extra confusion here.

* he points a hand at the soldiers and it begins to glow, an extremely bright beam of white light which bathes all the soldiers in its intense radiance which is painful to look at. After a few moments, the light goes out again *

[MaW] See how well they can shoot with big purple afterimages floating in their vision. Hah!

thinks {anarchists? wait, why would anyone hate the government? That's insane, they havent done any thing, oh well geuss i'll just continue to fire on them for no apperant reason}

DIE ANARCHIST SCUM!!!
::Fires in the direction of the anarchists::

*Craxus chucks a thermal gernade at the group of terranic soldiers. After chucking the gernade. Craxus slings his rifle over his back and unsheaths his duel tribarrel handguns (the guns fire extremely fast with a replicating clip). Craxus trys to flank the Terran Soldiers by running into a near by building and breaking out a couple of windows.*

{what the heck? hmm, maybe some more senseless shooting will help}
::continues firing::

::Follows Craxus into biulding::

STOP THERE, uhh,is scumbag alright?

*In the confusion, Terran finds the Warehouse and runs in to it*

*Craxus notices Ranmafreak and turns to great him with a full onslaught of his tribarrel handguns (which are full auto might I add).*

AHH!
::dives behind some boxes::
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, I WANNA HAVE A WIFE, KIDS, SOMEDAY, PLUS IT WOULD RUIN MY DRINKING HABIT, I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!!

*Uses a transport device (alright a shopping trolley) to carry armaments to the APC, and loads them in*

Is this it? Was there something else we needed?

*Craxus not moving his guns from the pile of boxs Ranmafreak.*

Drop your weapons. Come out slowly and put your hands on your head.

*Craxus activates the laser sights on the guns.*

*Craxus uses the comlink to talk with Terran.*

Terran get the APC ready for movement I'll be coming out in a hurry.

*The terranic soldiers, busy screaming in incomprehension at the large purple blotches in their vision, open fire madly in a generally outward direction. Light arms fire peppers all over the APC. Then, a throbbing noise fills the air as three Terranic "Helios" class gunships fly overhead, and begin to make things a bit more difficult.*

[Helecopter 1] This is alpha leader, base, we have them in visual. Opening fire. Missle one, away!

*Missle streaks past APC, hitting the oil refinery directly behind it. Pan out for slow-mo explosion. It blossoms out, scattering cars and vehicles, with the unstoppable force of something that's very unstoppable.*

[Soldiers] AAAaaahhh!

*Fires a couple of rounds off towards the Soldiers left, and then gets in to the APC.*

Everyone aboard whos coming aboard.

*Gets everyone in. And starts the engine whilst waiting for Craxus*