h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The room is on the top floor and is of indeterminate size... there's a lot of things stuffed comfortably into a seemly small room, but without looking crowded... quite a trick. Scarves dangle from the ceiling, candles illuminate the surroundings... and incense always burns...

Over in one corner is a roomy down bed with silky satiny sheets and quilts of burgundys, forest greens, cobalt blue, and marigolds. There are beanbags of the same material scattered about the floor. Bookshelves are stuffed with dusty old tomes and pouches of herbs, odd looking artifacts. On one wall hang a collection of musical instruments and sleek looking weapons, including the famous crossbow.

Yankee-shoes herself can be found asleep on a big beanbad in the corner, folded hands on a book, dreaming of days questing with Mysty, Legion, and Jade...*

*Jade tiptoes in*

Sleeping on the job again, madam...?

Nice place you've got here. I like what you've done with the scarves.

* * Welcome, my dear femme Jedi! Do pull up a bean bag. Would you like some and lembas? I don't have any ramune... but we could probably get Legion to fetch us some...

How goes things?

Oooh, I'd love a nice spot of . The ramune does get a bit old after a while. And lembas sounds lovely.

Yes, we ought to get Legion in here. ...If he ever decides to get online again...

*busily preparing and , rummaging about in pouches for special soothing herbs, and pulling out three cups, just in case*

Are there stables outside somewhere, deary? I didn't see any on the way in, and I don't want Derrael scortching the lawn...

Here you go!
http://users.boardnation.com/~meriadocmonaghan/index.php?board=2;action=profile2#

Freshly built, and even with gold-strewn floors. For Derræl's comfort!

Right, ignore that first link, that appears to be my sister's message board. I haven't the slightest hint of a clue how that one happened... http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F104936?thread=231560&skip=0&show=20 Here's the real one then.

Oooh! Thanks!

*The door opens quietly, and an immaculately-dressed figure in a tuxedo glides in bearing a silver tray of ramune in crystal glasses*

My lady's preference is ramune, Ai believe? Very good.

*Sets tray down*

Nai Valaraukar tye-mátar!

*she takes a ramune and scowls at the maitre d (who looks scarily like that Legion chap)*

*takes glass and discreetly flashes the tattooed ankle at the Legion-looking butler* Oh, come off it, Jadesy. You get so boooring when you're angry.

*Makes strained 'grrrn'ing face at the sight of bare ankle, coughs and regains poise*

How could we cheer her up? Ai'm not sure that the smiley alone is enough to do it...what about a song?

*Pulls out banjo and begins tuning it*

Darling, my eardrums are going to burst.


...but I have another plan.

Oh? It doesn't involve me and the banjo, does it? I'm open-minded and all, but some things...

...It's admitedly a bit complicated, and doesn't have much to do with h2g2, in all truth.

I'll e-mail you, ya?

Okay , but I might not be able to get it or reply until tomorrow. Going offline *right now*

*Will power*

This is not a plotting type room. It is a place of peace and repose... and lots of incense. Do relax for a bit, you two.

Sorry, sorry It just seems to happen when I'm around JJ...she brings out the vicious in me, for some reason...

Yes but she does it in style, and is so darn cute about it!

Hey, get on AIM so we can chat.

You people are never on when I am... That sucks.

But anyway. Leeegionnnn!!! Did you get that e-mail I sent to you? I haven't got a reply as yet...