h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

<*hits head off of a table*
please people, the guards are not stupid...>

ok, well maybe this isnt a good plan... i'm seeing another fairy situation happening here. i didnt want to say it, but seeing as anthea kinda did, umm... i think we need a practical plan... they arent gonna go for ice creme. now maybe if someone plants some explosives we can draw them away, or maybe if one of us goes away and draws some fire they'll be distracted...

*gets fed up and sits back and waits for other people to plan*

Why don't we plant explosives in this van, and sneak away and wait for the guards to check it out, then set the bomb off. If they don't come over after a while, we'll set the bomb off to distract them.

well that sounds like a good idea to me... a very good idea.

*hooks up explosives*

ok lets get out of here. we'll hide in that convinent forest over there...

You mean right their next to the shopping mall?

sure.... um... ok right next to the shopping mall.
what if we put brick on teh gas pedal and rig it to drive right in their path? then we can explode it when it gets close... but not too close, we dont want to hurt our agents... what do you think?

*worries*

Sometimes I wonder about us...

*sits in forest and watches the rest doing things*
I feel like David Attenborough

wonder about us? why? i think we're jsut fine.

*worries that this plan wont work*

*Wonders why no-one realises he too has been captured.*

*she sets a brick on the gas pedal of the icecreme van. it begins to speed in the direcion of the villans vehicle. She jumps out of the door. the ice creme van comtinues on as planned. she runs and hides in the bushes. Then wne its in the right spot she presses the detonator and it explodes.*

*the icecream van colides with the other van killing the driver, the explosion shakes the ground and does a lot of damage but for some reason the transport van is not completly destroyed and the doors just seem to open...*

*peers around a shrub anciously, doesnt want to run over and get shot.*
i hope they're ok. they shoudl get out of the van really soon, before the fire reaches the gas tank

*Uses the we ought have a smiley to burn off his ropes, then tumbles out of the van and runs for the trees.*

It's late and I'm tired.

<what does mean?>

<its means Out Of Character its like when you write guideml>

oh! so thats what that is. thanks

*rolled out of the van just before it exploded, kept rolling until he was safety in the forest. There he turned and started to shoot at the guards*

*assumes Kat's position at the radios, since she's gone away*