h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*smiles and winks at one of the guards making him go all weak at the knees*

*Takes off his wetsuit and hides it under some rocks and sand. Exits cave and literally bumps into Hussein. Knocks him out, takes him back in, and dresses him in wetsuit. Now in slick, dark, tight, form-fitting, black ninja suit which was underneath the wetsuit, climbs up the cliff using special ninja claws. Reaches the top then quickly dodges out of the way of a searchlight. Runs around between bushes and outcrops of stone in true spy movie style. Eventually gets to the shop and walks in through the door.*

*uses charms to distract guards from any other business

*over a stricken guards com* /\/Group C please report... REPORT GROUP C..../\/ */*

*looks around bewildered*
DUDE are we group C?
*retreats back to the doughnut room*
Anthea Come in Anthea. Please proceed to the doughnut factory where we will be conducting our BIG PLAN

Anthae can you sign off as a baddie please seeing as I just invited you into my secured room where we're all going to be dressing as fairies.

<ignores Kats last radio message*

/\/ Group C Report, What is the situation down there? /\/

< I have to be the enemy. its what i vollenteerd for, I keep offering sken my permanent evil skills but he always says no... >

*runs over to the down guard picking up the radio*

/\/ we just had a communications failure for a minute, everything is normal control\/\

*sigh* Im all on my own!

And I sold Khamsin a flake....sigh oh well hopefully he ate it and is now missing half his hed ( I can but hope)

*starts donning fairy costume*
Right Im going for a reccy round this place. Oh and everyone knows you can't kill a fairy

*finishes climbibg up the cliff, makes her way to the doughnut factory... walks in waves at Kat, Saint She, and Hussassin. Then goes and grabs a chocolate glaze doughnut, and settles in to listen to some deep purple while she waits for instructions*

Thank the lords for Arisztid!

Right what's happening is we're going to dress as fairies....sexy fairies of course...and then infiltrate that way because you can never kill a fairy. Sound good?
plus we have a fairy smilie but dont have say....a big scary wocky monster smilie.

ok sounds good... sexy fairies, i like that.
*puts on pink, purple and blue fairy costume*
umm.. kat can you do up my zipper in the back? i cant seem to reach far enough to get it done up all the way...

*does up zip*

Right we haven't been told by the high powers we are cheating...so let's go
*grabs doughnut and twinkles forth*

*quickly grabs a chocolate doughnut, and then 'twinkles forth' after Kat*

*acting very military in her twinkling*

Right off we go...let's go down here and see what happens.

*armed with doughnuts our heroes...the only ones around it seems...twinkle forth infront of some lovely looking guards*

*the guards look round at the fairies*

/\/ we have some right idiots here, dressed as fairies, go to security leval 5 /\/>

*guards aim there guns*

-*Evil guy*

*feeling very silly, and yet, at the same time very sexy. Twinkles forth toward the guards after Kat*

Hullo nice miss guard. I'm fairy hedgehog and this is fairy daisy. Would you like a ?

[guard] I'm going to have to ask you to go away from this enclosure...

these are complete idiots... offering doughnuts, over </>

-*evil guy*

*quickly dons a uniform a guards uniform*

*aims his sniper rifle and shoots both the girls with sedatives in their chests*