h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I had to find a way to explain seeing you
*having fired the flare gets down behind the wall at the top of the building he is on and reloads bullets into his rifle*

~Skenvoy

*PULLS THE TRIGGER*

*bullet goes through the concrete and out hte otehr side just missing sken ... singeing his clothes*

*looks at the singed threads*
hmmm
*quickly works out that the bullet came from the building opposite his, during which time his cell phone starts ringing*
*takes a small poison gas grenade and loads it into his rifle*
*stands up spots enemy sniper, points rifle at him and fires*
*the gas grenade hits him in the chest*
*ducks down and answers phone*
sorry about the delay in my answering - I had to ventilate someone

~Skenvoy

*laughs*


that was a card bored cut out .... IM BEHIND YOU

*keeps talking of the phone*
*gas surrounds the bloke standing behind Skenvoy, taking him out instantly*

~Skenvoy

sodit

*grunt colapses unconcious but alive ... allowing interigation*

~Skenvoy

*trys to get up then colapses*

*finsihes call, turns around and sedates the prisoner*

~Skenvoy

y sedate he is already unconcious

*dosn't move*

*joins Skenvoy and the grunt*

Hi Skenvy, you came out winner then? hehehe. You know if we can get him back to HQ, I know some excellent psychological interrogation techniques. Interested?

*the grunt grunts*

well we'll see... shall we get out of here before the KGB agents make it too hard to move?
I'd suggest we pretend we're dragging this bloke from the debris or something

~Skenvoy

*graons then grunts*

should we restrain him first or not?

~Skenvoy

*kicks out*

*squats down next to grunt*
believe me you don't want to do that, cos I can hit you when I kick
*sedates goon again to prevent random muscle spasms*

~Skenvoy

no one thought that he might be dreaming