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well I just sedated him to stop the spasms

~Skenvoy

*pukes and his about to suffocate on it as he is to sedate to get rid of it(do you want him to die having had no info from him)*

Skenvy it would look damn strange rescuing a man from debris only to explain to KGB officers that we tied him up to protect him from more debris. As long as the sedative works, if he wakes he'll be too groggy to do anything useful. Lets take him out via the medic room where we should find a stretcher to make carrying him easier and more plausible. Also we'll need to bandage his head a little, again to kep the story realistic, if the man has been knocked unconscious by debris, he will have a mark, since that isnt there the bandage will make it look as though a mark does exist without the 'mark' actually being seen.


Lets go.

*appears next to reality while scratching his head*

Can you slow that down a little? I got lost after your first two words. I am still a little wierd from the drugs the thingites gave me!

*is suffocating on the puke that is still in his mouth as no one has removed it, and the sedative has disabled his gag reflex*

*turns WIRO over to make him spit the puke out and then hits him upside the head with a rock*

There he has a mark now! He is also knocked out lol.

*wraps his head up so there is the effect of debris that fell on him and then unties him slightly but puts a 300,000 volt taser to his chest and tells him that if he moves he will die*

*dosn't hear the threat as he is unconcious*

*wants to whack him up side the head with another rock but refrains from doing it*

I'll just give him a little test.

*pulls out a 12 volt and shocks him*

*nothing happens*

*Drives up on a flashy motorbike, talks to the highest ranking cop, and some money changes hands from mine to his. Then drives his bike up a series of conveniently placed Bond-style ramps and takes out several grunts to the north of the building Deepthroat is in, before moving onto the next.*

*jumps on the back of the bike and tells him to go drop me off to get a bigger faster vehicle that can carry a few people*

Hmmm what can I grab?

*jumps in a 78 Monte Carlo and flies back to the group and picks them all up*

Lets go and get deepthroat and dont let me forget to pick up H on the way!

Cool Gangoralas,

you sure know how to move when you have to. Taser is a touch of pure class. Ok Skenvy, when you are ready we can go, lead the way Gangor.

Kat, are you OK? Where are you?</opencomm?

Just get in the car I got her on surveileence so dont worry about her.

*points to the dash of his car* That blue dot is her and that red dot is deepthroat.

*swings by h* Come on get in!

Where to sken? Who is in charge of this mission?

Did we grab WIRO?

*remains unmoving where evere he actulyl is*

btw im just an Grunt not specifically WIRO

*swings by the grunt and picks him up*

Someone wake him up. I will be going to fast for him to escape and let me do the talking!

ill just call you WIRO because it will be easier

*waits to be woken*

*hits a button on the dash and a hand comes out of the seat and slaps and hits and pushes and whistles and dumps water on WIRO to wake him up*