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The newspaper Death is holding is dated Wednesday January 4th 2051, the date of my death, (assuming no delays on the meta-physical train service which could cause me to be late.) Oh! (and the same goes for the temporal shift alarm clock which i'll need to listen for) so I still have enough time (and a reasonably functioning body) to contribute to the H2G2 site.





However due to an act involving sublime pleasure with a woman I love with all of my heart, a child is due to enter this world in early 2004. (I'm hoping for a girl.)A baby holding a bottle of baby oil. Even so, as long as the child is healthy and full of life, love and spirit, what more could I possibly ask for as a father? smiley - biggrin


Give me your opinion on this name I have chosen for a boy,

'Fabio Tobias Tarquin Frobisher Xavier Amos Spudulika'.

(Could be shortened to Fab-Tob-Tar-Fro-Xavi-Am-Spud).



Just to give a few small clues as to my profesion I present these characters:
Any ideas?




Man holding chicken in front of trippy, moving swirls in an attempt to hypnotise it!This is a good indication of one of my favourite past times, I am a Hypnotist. It is my job as a hypnotist to alter perceptions and realities, hence the name Reality Magician.




Well Having read the HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy series, and the Salmon of Doubt, I am a Douglas Adams fan, however what I am about to say may be considered sacriligious, I prefer Terry Pratchett's Discworld Novels. Douglas Adams vs Terry Pratchett

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