h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*turns sniper rifle towards missiles*
*shoots the first one sending it spinning into the ground (right next to the mini), and shoots the second one causing it to detonate in mid air. Then quickly reads what is on the cases of the remaining two missiles and makes a note of it*
What else would you use a sniper rifle for than reading case markings on a flying missile?

~Skenvoy

*last missles fragment into minnis missles (differnt case markings ... others were decoy) and continue to target*

*quickly reads new case markings*

~Skenvoy

Skenvoy, what intel is there from the missile casings?

Alright, now the town hall defences have been activated, Ive found a nice high powered rifle, im gonna set up a perch and start taking pot shots at heads.

*runs from the defence control room and dissapears in a complex maze of stair wells*

Ah yes, this little window is perfect, a good view of the road, a few police officers in sight, now not to sit next to the window, i'll sit against the back wall on the opposite side of the rom, that will make identifying my position that much harder.

*takes careful aim at one of the police officers in the street, picks out a seargeant, looks him over just to establish his huamnity before wiping it from the face of the earth, and.........FIRES!*

Oh yes! I do like to see a human head explode in a shower of red mist through the scope. Now whos next I wonder?

*a mysterious grunt appears pulls the pin out of a grenade ... waits ... throws it into the room

clink

clink

BANG!!!!!!!!!!!*

PHEW! F*****g lucky I moved from that room shortly after taking the shot. First rule of sniping, never take more than two shots from the same location, if you do your just asking to be found. Well me, im paranoid, i move after every shot, and I think my paranoia has just been justified.

*Moves to a different location, takes aim........FIRES!*

HAHAHA, there goes another policeman's head. I swear the first one had more brains than that.

Language Language! the italics will be along at some point you know I'm sure!

*whilst all this is going on, strolls into the town hall, calls the elevator, gets in and goes up with faint bing noise*

*flips open phone*

Okay skenvoy, where can I find Deepthroat once I get to his floor?

*takes aim at the guy with a sniper rifle using a sniper rifle

we look own eachers sights*

as soon as you move that finger my gun is fired ... my rifle has such a nice hair triger.

erm, im not sure if the point is getting across here but I HAVE been preforming vigorous anti-surveillance manouveres all the time and to no avail.
The enemy finds me instantly.

Oh well.

*Begins to squeeze the trigger, still aiming for the other sniper....*

Curiouser and curiouser.

*drops somesort of "device" this makes all radio contact imposable*
*throws a granade into aria with the spys*

you mean u just detonated an emp( electromagnetic pulse)

*is glad his phone is still shielded as it was earlier*
*as his comm is dead loads a mini falre into his sniper rifle and fires it into Deepthroats office*

~Skenvoy

SOME ONE KILL ME IM A GRUNT

*squeezes the trigger, aiming directly at the grunts rifle scope......FIRES!*

*
before he realises ... the scope smashes and the bullet goes into his eyes any out the back of his head spilling brains every where*

*the smoke from the flare makes two beams visable to Skenvoy*
*checks the sources of the beams which are eminating from Sniper rifles, one is one of his agents one appears to be a grunt*
*aims at teh grunt, with his first shot hits the rifle moving it off target, with his second brains the sniper*

~Skenvoy

he should've known better than to take on an experienced sniper.

*moves silently to yet another room, takes aim at one more policeman outside, takes aim and......FIRES!*

HAHAHAHAHAHA, those coppers brains all look the same, ABSTRACT!

*returns to the cellars*

Anybody still here? HELLO?

or we could ignor my post

~Skenvoy

a new grunt looks through a scope aming at sken .... (no laser im a gd shot)

SKENVOY, MOVE!