h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well I'm going to Thingite HQ, if anyone wants to come along... I'll start a thread or something
*gets up and runs away from the cafe shouting in Russian, as if he was a citizen caught in the firefight, as police and a KGB agent come into the street*

~Skenvoy

im there in a special protective place thing ... to watch what happens .... read teh back log for saftey reasons

where is he being held? As in which thread do I go to?

~Skenvoy

will get you a link

F63252?thread=314469&post=4049840#p4049840

*comes to a stop five feet from Kat on a sportsbike, lifts darkened visor*

Hi Kat, you need a lift back to the ink factory? I got a spare hekmet, should'nt mess your hair too much, fast, safe, anonymous, as operatives should be. Interested, or would you prefer to keep looking for a moped?

*aims a sniper rifle with a bug in the current round of ammo*

Heh-heh, they won't be expecting this...

*fires rifle, bug hits bike*

*opens little palm-pilot type thing, on which is a map of the area with a little pulsing red dot*

*goes into a cyber cafe and logs onto a website that is unofficially for arms deals*
*posts a message saying "Looking for Deepthroat" and gives a cellphone number for contact*

~Skenvoy

*arrives at ink factory with reality*

okay is there anyone else here or has everyone gone on a Thingite hunt?

Review

Our first attempt failed. We are up against a fiercesome adversary.
More attempts are being made to contact deeptroat.
I have a few more numbers I can call but I'm getting tired of wearing the red sexy suit.
I also need a coffee.

any ideas?

*tips a vat of coffee over kats head*

*springs in a completely cat fight*
Right you! *tears a chunk of your hair out*

Someone help me!

you did ask for coffee
*hits kat hard across the jaw*

*whips out stun gas cunningly made by the lab ratz*

are we allowed to take prisoners? Otherwise maybe you should run away because according to the thread I'll have to use it otherwise. I'm also in need of a cat-nap because it's gone 10pm

*unataches her hair from kats hands while she is talking*
*walks into te shadows and sets of the alarms.... troups start to run in from every direction*

*ignores Anthea, and walks over to kat, who is unconscious*

Hmm, Anthea can have fun with the alarms and the guards, hope they torture her for intel.

*carefully picks up Kat and places her on the motorcycle and sets off towards Natalia's parents clothes shop for a strong coffe and more suitable transport*

There there Kat, you had a rough day and it aint over yet, i'll keep you safe. Just sleep for 15 mins or so, till we reach the clothes shop. Of course it's only three blocks away, but i'll be running vigorous anti-surveillance drills.

*sets off, blending into the traffic and is soon lost in the crowd*

Attention all agents, Kat and I will join you in the Thingite HQ in approximately 2 hours, we going to freshen up, and of course we'll be on the lookout for surveillance. Anthea will make her own way there, either that or the russain guards will post her back in boxes.

Whichever fool or fools started the firefight that ruined the intel mission will have some serious questions to answer.

send me back in boxes...
i am your enemy therefor the rusian troups are on my side
you are the one going back in a box young spy....

*disaperes into the shadows*

You know Anthea, dissinformation is an extremely wonderful tool.

*Arrives at Natalia's place, takes Kat inside, and goes to greet Natalia.*

Natalia, how are you, it's been a while?

"yes it has, how're you James?"

I'm good. Look, mind if we get a coffe? We just ran into a bit of trouble, nothing too serious but it shook my friend here.

"sure, no problem, stay here I fetch coffee for you both."

Alright, i'm just gonna go and uncover my car, thanks for keeping it for me, it's more suitable transport than the bike for the two of us, and it will be good to avoid any surveillance that may have been following us on the bike.

"OK"

*Goes over to kat who is starting to wake.*

You ok Kat, you went out like a light? I know what Anthea did with the vat of coffee, I hope you don't mind but a mutual friend is preparing some fresher coffee, it will taste better drank than worn as a fashion accessory.

*out of the shadows, Deus comes forward*

Hey everyone, what'd I miss?

Deus

What would I do without my agents?

Thanks for the coffee. Now where are we going? I keep feelin dizzy and I think I'm going...

*runs to toilet*

Kat, you OK?
Come and finish the coffee, it's good strong Brazillian coffee, it should help clear your head. Natalia, have you got anything to treat sickness?

"yes, hang on, moment, I get for you."

Cheers Natalia. Kat, when your finished yakkin, take the good medicine and coffee then we go, I got a very nice car stashed here from 6 months ago. Its very comfortable and there are a few custom made additions to it given the line of work I do.
Tell me when you are ready to go Kat then we leave in comfort and security, not to mention obscurity.