h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*watches and listens at a remote location using survalence equipment*

*comes back in smooth and unruffled*

You do know how to treat a lady don't you? I'm impressed. Okay let's go and we can plan the Thingite operation on the way. We also need to be thinking about making contact with Deepthroat. Has anything been heard yet?

*Emerges from the shadows and pulls back ninja mask, then activates an EMP device to jam all enemy signals.*

Hi, sorry I was offline so much, lot going on IRL, and if I didn't shoot that sniper would've have killed Kat. Anyway, I believe I know someone in Kirov who can help us find Deepthroat. How are you feeling, Kat?

*is glad he dosn't rely on electronics*

*cell phone rings*
*answers it and spends a few minutes talking in Russian*
Ok everyone that was Deepthroat, we have a meeting with him inside the town hall. Lets go

~Skenvoy

that must be good sheilding in your phone

rule one this dosent look good...
maybe we should get to DT first

it is, Tubaman made it before he went AWOL

~Skenvoy

*gets in car*

*is sitting at town hall security desk, watching monitors*

Anthea, WIRO, use door WA2, it's the nearest one to Deepthroat's office, and there's practically no security around it

I'm fine now, just a bit of a moment.

If everyone is ready we shall go to the town hall.

*puts on matrix coat and sunglasses*

*runs round the corner takes aim and fires a round that will destroy the glases whilst leaving kat unharmed*

OK Kat, lets go, my car is in the garage.
Natalia, thank you very much for your hospitality.

"No problem James, you may visit here anytime, its always nice to hear from old friends."

Yes it is, and you are indeed a good friend. Can I ask just one more small favour for the time being?

"Yes, Sure."

Right Kat, lets be off then, so long Natalia, take care.

"Yes, you take care Mr Knight, and nice to see you Kat, you take care too."

*Walks into the garage with Kat*

Well what do you think of the car? Its not much, should blend in well, not to flash, but I've had installed a lot of custom anti surveillance equipment.

*Takes a remote control device, presses one button and the lights on the car flash several times, pause, then the car gives a faint but audible beep.*

Excellent, the car just self scanned for audio, video and tracking surveillance. The car is clean.
Theres also a nice pair of glasses in the glove compartment, should match your coat well. Incidentally, the chassis is bullet proof and the underside is grade III bomb proof.

*The garage door opens and a medium sedan rolls gently out, with darkened glass, then sets off, the garage door closes.*

*paints the car ready for the lazer guided rocket*

*the rocket lanuches and will be here very soon*

* a small squdren turn up with several pakages for WIRO*

*packages? (sounds ominous)*

*flips open an enigma equiped mobile phone, and phones Natalia*

Natalia! This is urgent, you car is painted by laser technology to guide incoming rockets! ABANDON CAR AND GET AWAY FROM THERE ON FOOT AS QUICK AS YOU CAN!

"OK James, thanks for the warning."

*stops car and Natalia runs for it*

*the garage door reopens and Phoenix's anti-surveillance High Spec sports car emerges and heads off at spped to the town hall*

Did you like that Kat, the favour I asked Natalia for was to divert any surveillance away from us and it worked, the enemy is gonna blow up a crap russian sedan, a Lada I think.
They won't keep up with us in this, im a trained driver, trained to the UK police advanced driving standard, the highest level in the UK, by MI5.
Just sit back and enjoy the ride Kat.

*easily speeds off tot he town hall, making sure to include vigorous anti-surveillance manouveres*

No less than I would expect from my agents.

*steps out at town hall. It is impressive with gothic architecture*

Okay, all agents come in

*the rubbish car explodes*

bird this is tiger, cordinates for new target are XXX XXX XXX XXX. out

*picks up phone on desk and dials ext. 222*

Security? Can we have some extra staff on door WA2 please? There's some hostile agents from h2g2 Intelligence outside. Thanks.

*hangs up and dials ext. 328*

Mr Deepthroat please... hi DT, MI42 are outside... yes, I'll let you know... yes, OK. Bye.