h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

it only takes the first signal .........

im sorry but this bunkers position is now comprimised

*sits in HQ's PADDED, electro-protected, bomb-proof, secret-proof, everything-proof office with Deepthroat*

Now, this had better be good because we've gone to a lot of trouble finding you! I'll start by being nice. Do you have anything that you feel you would like to tell us? Anything at all?

*sits back looking relaxed and sips *

*walks into the padded cell Kat and Deepthroat are in.*

Hi Kat, need any assistance?

Oh listen Deepthroat, when Kat is nice she is very nice but if you annoy her, well...... lets just say that you'll be the eastern blocs first patient for a transexual operation without the benefit of anaesthetic.

*is in a cell awaiting interrogation*

*Drives ack to HQ and injects WIRO with truth serum and another chemical to counteract any anti-truth serum that he may have taken previously before the truth serum takes effect, and puts him on a lie detector just the same.*

*decides to join on Cell 2's next mission*

*walks into the room Deepthroat is in*
Sorry for my collegues behaviour towards you Deepthroat... we just need that address you were going to give me earlier.
*Deepthroat nods and then pulls out a piece of paper and slides it across the table to Skenvoy*
see guys, nothing to it

~Skenvoy

note: just a note on lie detectors ... they arn't that acurate

that depends if Tubaman made it before he left and Anthea has modified it since

~Skenvoy

and depends on my ability to manipulate it

*sips *
oh cocky!

Okay Sken, what's on your special note then? Where does it leave us and is there anything else I can get from this guy?

*turns to Deepthroat* would you like a ?

*awaits interogation*

well the note has given us an address... I've bringing up an satelite picture now
*goes onto Multimap.com and types in the address*
great isn't it... top notch equipment and I'm using multimap...

~Skenvoy

*grunt shputs random abuse at your inability to interogate him and your rubbish technology and that you shall never succceed in your mission*

*a message is palyed in the grunts room over an intercomm*
"someone will be along to interogate you shortly"

~Skenvoy

YEAH IM SURE THEY WILL, JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN@T HANDLE TO DO IT YOUR SELF RIGHT NOW


lasy . ing ameaturs

speaking of ers, that reminds me.

*flips a switch marked 'WHITE NOISE' and the continuous high pitched frequency sound comes on in the interrogation room*

Leave him to listen to that for a couple of hours, it will drive him insane, theres no escape. Viva la techniques, tried and tested from WWII.

HAHAHAHAHA.

Let me know when he starts to crack, then the interrogation will really begin.

*is relaxed by it*

you know this is my favourite tune ... i listen to it every night before i go to bed

I'm sorry but what's the point if WIRO is going to pretend to be indestructible and just get in the way? There's no point to the story line then.

*storms out of HQ and jumps on motorbike*

I'm off to check out the address Sken got. If I don't return then don't come looking for me, just take it that the plan didn't work.
Reality you're with me. We have some snooping to do.

*grunt starts screaming as he can't stand the noise anylonger, is annoyed that his bluff didn't work ... and they left it turned on*