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Cell 2 - Locating possible WMD sources
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 24, 2003
*the level of chickens continues to rise in the meentime the timmer for the self destruct is going down fast*
Cell 2 - Locating possible WMD sources
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 24, 2003
*the leval of chickens is starting to get very high and with it the timer is very low*
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Wiro Posted Sep 25, 2003
(interesting ... an inverse relationship)
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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Sep 25, 2003
OH $H1T! *Hussassan and Skenvoy desperately scramble to the top of the pile of chickens, and make it just as an explosion goes off, but one which is muffled by the enormous number of chickens.*
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realitymagician Posted Sep 26, 2003
Hhmmmm...... an inverse relationship between how many chickens and how many seconds on exsplosive devices. Now let me seeeeee......
EUREKA! I'VE GOT IT!
The last one to start killing chickens will be facing rotten eggs!
Aww, here widdle chicky, thats it, come here chuck chuck chuck.....BANG!
Its amazin how they ever evolved from primordial soup, they can't even recognise a human being using sweet language to lure it into a planned meeting with a Berretta 9mm, semi-automatic, field strippable handgun with a nifty red dot laser light.
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Wiro Posted Sep 26, 2003
hehe... wondered how long it would take for someone to use the inverese relationship .... but i could always be wrong about the exiostance of a relationship
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 26, 2003
*timer bleeps as one of the chickens is killed then there is a second bleep*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 26, 2003
*the timer bleeps again then the room gets warmer as the production of chickens increses*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Sep 27, 2003
Everyone stop shooting chickens!!! It's getting hot in here! *pulls out sunglasses*
Whilst you lot have been playing ovens, I've been looking round the other warehouses *explains my absence* and I've found a load of empty chemical vats and a load of boxes with "WMD parts This Way Up FRAGILE" on them. I'm heading back to HQ with some of them to see what we can see. Anyone who has had enough of chicken poo can head back.
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Wiro Posted Sep 27, 2003
*the grunt in the lock in a cell at HQ when some one finally returns says*
don't open the box directly they are booby trapped ... i don wanna die that way
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Wøñkø Posted Sep 27, 2003
*stops shooting chickens*
*goes back to base*
Cell 2 - Locating possible WMD sources
realitymagician Posted Sep 27, 2003
Yeah lets get back to base. I just can't help but feel that the chickens were more than just CMD's, they seemed as though they were weighing us up. I HATE being eyeballed by chickens.
Kat, can I ride back to base with you?
Cell 2 - Locating possible WMD sources
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Sep 27, 2003
Oh reality you're so sweet. Hop on then and hold tight, but not there.
*roars away on motorbike having got vans to take boxes and vats back*
We got any lab ratz to look at these things?
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TBC Posted Sep 27, 2003
*walks into base*
bad news guys... I did some scouting and some people saw some vans taking crates away from that warehouse the other day... we're gonna have to track them down... I'm starting a search now... they may not have anything to do with Mr M but lets be sure hey?
~Skenvoy
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Wiro Posted Sep 27, 2003
*grunt that is locked in a cell awitng completion of interogation*
DON'T OPEN THE BOXES I DON'T WANNA DIE
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- 274: Kat - From H2G2 (Sep 27, 2003)
- 275: Wiro (Sep 27, 2003)
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- 277: realitymagician (Sep 27, 2003)
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