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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 28, 2003
*bleep*
*the temprature rises by another 20 degress celsius*
*bleep*
*the timer goes forward very quickly*
20 19 18.....
10 9 8 7....
*BLEEP*
*there is a huge explosion that destroyes any incrimanating evidence and chickens are scaterd to werehouses all over the country and a few million other places as well*
*a single chicken remains it pecks the ground and lays an egg*
Cell 2 - Locating possible WMD sources
realitymagician Posted Sep 28, 2003
*jumps onto the bike with Kat and holds on tight. But not 'there' as requested*
Aww thanks for giving me the ride, and for calling me sweet. While we ride back, do you wanna chat about anything? I know a nice little cafe where we could stop en route to the base, we could take ten minutes or so to enjoy a good coffee, in nice surroundings. Interested?
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U218534 Posted Sep 28, 2003
*is about two mi;es down the road from Kat and Reality*
Heh, heh, heh.
*puts up a sandwich-board style sign on the pavement, which reads:*
A nice little cafe where you could stop en route to the base, you can take ten minutes or so to enjoy a good coffee, in nice surroundings - next left!
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Sep 28, 2003
Oh look! 
here's one! Let's stop here but we've got to be back sharpish!
Wonka darling, do you want dinner with me? I know a nice little sushi bar down town
*pulls into cafe that has magically sprung up*
Cell 2 - Locating possible WMD sources
U218534 Posted Sep 28, 2003
Anyone available to help me? I've just lured a couple of MI42 agents into what they think is a nice roadside cafe...
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Sep 28, 2003
Um yes? Does James Bond never do dinner?
*sits at a table and looks around for service*
Hmm seems a bit empty. Maybe we ought to just head back to HQ now. Those crates and vats will be waiting for us
*goes into toilets (as is going offline and wants excuse for being away) 
*
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U218534 Posted Sep 28, 2003
A sad day it will be when agents don't have time to stop for coffee at nice, unsuspicious roadside cafés while on a mission...
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Wøñkø Posted Sep 28, 2003
*shoots 1 shot at Joe C. with a sniper rifle*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 28, 2003
*shoots wonko*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 28, 2003
*throws a chicken at wonko*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Sep 28, 2003
*returns from the bathroom in time to see a flying chicken*
What is the world coming to?
*from interior of leather trenchcoat takes two semi-automatics*
Now reality and I are going to be on our way and you lot can keep having your chicken fight. Anyone who has a problem with that can come and talk to me.
*starts to shift out of the "cafe"*
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U218534 Posted Sep 28, 2003
*struggles to his feet, and attempts to go and talk to Kat, realises the full implication of what she said, and falls back to the ground again in front of her*
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Wiro Posted Sep 28, 2003
*continues to shout and verges on crying,as he dosn't want to die that way, as he fears no one has heard him*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 28, 2003
*standing next to a closed box*
die what way
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Wiro Posted Sep 28, 2003
you will suffer dying /that way/ as well if you open the box
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 28, 2003
*holds a remote controle and points towards a helicopter*
if we leve we can open the box be remote
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Wiro Posted Sep 28, 2003
you will have to break the grunt out of the cell first
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- 281: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 28, 2003)
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- 285: Kat - From H2G2 (Sep 28, 2003)
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- 294: Kat - From H2G2 (Sep 28, 2003)
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