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angels and dinosaurs
cactuscafe Posted Jul 11, 2011
PS again. Lo! the bicycle spoke , (you started me off here, Prof ,
and the bicycle said so erm OK how about a great bike trail advert.
For those in South East England. Put the bike on the train to Hove or Brighton, walk, or road-cycle it to the seafront, then pick up the traffic-free bike lane that runs from Hove, all the way along the Brighton seafront, past the pier, along Madeira Drive, through Brighton Marina, along the Undercliff trail to Rottingdean (say hullo to the spirit of Rudyard Kipling), and then go all the way back again.
That's more like it, said the bicycle. Which spoke. To me.
Now isn't that interesting.
No? Byeee
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 11, 2011
angels and dinosaurs
minorvogonpoet Posted Jul 12, 2011
I'm glad to hear that you and your husband are cycle shoppers.
I thought that my husband and I were the only ones left in the wild!
angels and dinosaurs
cactuscafe Posted Jul 12, 2011
Hah! the cycle shoppers are everywhere. heheh. Well, actually they're not. We've been teased mercilessly for 25 years. Shall we compare panniers? .
Well, I don't have front panniers, as well as back panniers, but he does. And what else can you carry on a bike? Well, he once carried a hoover. . A couple of days ago he carried a mic stand. Wouldn't go on the road though with these. Takes the long route home, via the river track. And then there are waterproofs. Shall we compare waterproofs? . See, I'm not sure about the front pannier, because .....
zzzz where you gone??
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Jul 12, 2011
Where were you when I had insomnia last night? The one topic that puts me right to sleep: bicycle sprockets...
angels and dinosaurs
cactuscafe Posted Jul 12, 2011
Ah, the bike sprocket. I have tale about a bike sprocket. Get a hot choccy, settle in and I shall tell you my tale.
2hrs and 14 minutes later ....
zzzzz ah, sleeping peacefully. .
what's a sprocket?
angels and dinosaurs
cactuscafe Posted Jul 12, 2011
a sprocket a sprocket a queep a queeeeeep
will send you to sleeeeeeep to sleeeeep to sleeeeeep
why aren't you sleeping? you guys are all working so hard right now on this h2g2 transition. I'm worried about you. Perhaps we should have an h2g2 chillout space. With roses and things. Swing chairs. Fountains. And a bar. yay!
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Jul 12, 2011
Definitely a good idea.
We have near-100-degree temps here today, humidity, etc. Even with a/c, my allergies are going crazy.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 12, 2011
angels and dinosaurs
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 12, 2011
new visitors to the flock
Fermament’guellisaurus
Imp’horhothon
growing stronger
Halosaurus
Archangeladon
Heavencanthosaurus
Cherubceratops
Astraludimimus
Angelichaeopteryx
Gabrieleaellynasaura
Fermament’guellisaurus
Imp’horhothon
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cactuscafe Posted Jul 13, 2011
These are so great, Prof. I love them so much. I love the two new visitors to the flock. I can see them, you know, dancing over the flickering landscapes of the mind's eye.
Really inspiring, too, that list. Uh oh. .I love lists. Lists of funny fragments. Textures. Patterns. More funny fragments. I have a flock of funny fragments, that keep getting mixed up in paragraphs. I keep telling them to make a life outside of paragraphs, but they won't listen.
Uh oh. . Hey Prof, let us compare flocks. Until I can get to talk about panniers again. .
Paragraphs made from flock of funny fragments alert ....
The Spirits of Past Thoughts are flying in a dodgy rhyme formation across the lobby of an hotel that has many carpets of floral design. A caterpillar is slowly crossing the vast plains of carpet, trying to find home in one of the flowershapes.
The grey eyed owl person is drinking coffee, and discussing the meaning of art with ...
what?? The grey eyed owl person?? OK, time for my rest. .
angels and dinosaurs
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 13, 2011
angels and dinosaurs
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 13, 2011
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minorvogonpoet Posted Jul 13, 2011
I can't quite put my mind round Imp’horhothon.
What kind of dinosaur is that?
Can we have one that rides a bicycle, preferably with panniers?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 13, 2011
it's sort of got 5 legs, one is so elongatedthat you mistake it for a tail with a barb on the end
(phew! a bit of fast thinking there)
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 13, 2011
actually MVP, after "making" them up from the subject box "angels and dinosaurs" I wish I was a decent artist, as I'd love to be able to draw them to what my imagination would think they look like
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minorvogonpoet Posted Jul 14, 2011
I was in Brighton today and I came out of a shop to find myself face to face with a Tyrannosaurus Rex. In fact, there was a whole group of dinosaurs, bellowing and screaming.
They were only models, not Monsters From The Past Come to Wreak Havoc. How disappointing.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 14, 2011
how big were they ?
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cactuscafe Posted Jul 14, 2011
What???? . Ah Brighton. Never fails to bring on hallucinations. hahah. I can't believe you were in Brighton, and I wasn't. Pine pine yearn. They weren't mammoths by any chance were they? Haha. Ah yes, I do love a pessimist. I am changed.
huh? .
wait. I have to change postings. my laptop is doing weird things in the taskbar.
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