h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome!
come and stay a while, guaranteed sunshine and cool drinks available.

oh! by the wayit's an artificial tide making machine. So the beach will stay dry

ooh nice, Prof. heheh. I think I will reside here, when I take my holidays in computerland.

And no mosquitos! Nice beach cafe paradiso.

I'll have a hammock please. Thankyouverymuchboss.



Can I tell you my story about radishes?

mmm this is such a great Beach Cafe.

thanks Prof.

I don't think I will tell my radish story. I had raging toothache last night, and I wrote it under the influence of painkillers and salad cravings. It appears to be exclusively about radishes, and lacks flare and direction, and could probably use a garnishing of parsley, poetry, and raw onions. ..

I think I will just hang out in the hammock.

Can I have a hammock, too, please?

And a cure for writer's block. Maybe a would work?

Writer's block? You don't have writer's block, my dear. I think I do, though, Mind you, I have a whole flock of writer's block cures. They all have wings, and contain traces of nuts.

Actually, I think I need to rest.

(heads for hammock).

there ain't no bosses hereCC

it's a quiet little isolated oasis for rest and relaxationorand crumpets if wished



MVP, me a poet ?I amaze myself at times

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=pictures+of+hammocks&hl=en&biw=1152&bih=730&prmd=ivns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=wRo3TuDCHJOLhQeKiq2GCw&sqi=2&ved=0CDcQsAQ


made and colour matched to your requirementsservice with a

for the ladies - a bronze coloured oiled hulk to fan you, will be unavailable at this time(we ain't got a "smiley one yet")

what?? no bronzed oiled hulk to fan me?? can I cope with this? hmm.



Reminds me of the famous Man with the Gong who was the trademark opening sequence for Rank Organisation films.

mmm

(falls out of hammock)

hurrumph. no bronzed oiled hulk.

(drinks coffee. gets over it. gets back into hammock to sleep for a hundred years).

No bronze coloured oiled hulk?! Don't you mean hunk?

Actually, I might settle for a nice furry

An incredible hunky hulk. Maybe a hulky hunk.

I've gone off it now. .

I'll settle for an and some soothing grunge metal on the headphones. And my Neil Diamond collection, of course.

to order a jukebox and large video screen

all stocked up

help yourself

or! something with a kick to it if you wish

sorry! no aspirins

ah, I see the lights of Paradiso

the horizons of home
the heavenly headache of

the

I see

hullo

who am I

nice Beach Bar

is there still a fried egg smiley? I always liked that one

ah yes,there it is.

because it's got pork init's the nearest I could get to a "bacon rasher smiley"

OOOHHH,

it's a bit chilly 'round the midriff, a case of bellydraft! (Pork belly as it's called in some parts of England).