h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

your welcome
sinse we are on the same ship
i dont whant to die eather

You know that X is quite cosy for two, and now that you mention it, how did you get here? Not that I'm complaining, I'm used to sleeping on the floor.

was looking around the teleporters and i just apperd
you should put the transferense resever off so others cant get in

Oh. okay. *Does turn transference reverser off*
Right, do you want to get some food, I'm afraid the canteen is somewhat limited, help yourself to trout a la mer.

sea trout no thanks
*brings out of bag

*The Divine Light fires all of its lighting guns at once aiming them at the side of B1 farthest from B4*

~bridge~

Co-ordinated shields eh? Lets show him what co-ordination really loocks like, wake the war co-ordinator.

~deep bowls of the ship~

A small Yuuzhan Vong Shaper runs away from a massive colomn of flesh, muscle, tenticle, and mind. The creature screeches and then falls silent, concentrating deeply on using its telepathy.

~in space~

*All the fighters suddenly stop. Then they zoom off at great speed. They coelsce in a disk formation, fly in perfect formation, perfect unison right at the back of Myst's mech. They begin to fire, experimentally at it's shields, then more confidently, then having gotten the bead on the things operation, they fire in a specific manner that results in several plasma shots impacting the engines of the mech.*

*Elsewhere, the effects of the war co-ordinator are felt. The Dovin Basels are blocking shots more effeciently and with less fatigue. The shot directed at B1 is, for the most part, blocked. What of the beam hit the ship, grazed its far port quarter. B1 and B4 are firing even more acuratly than before, while B2 and B3 continue pouring fiery death at the Asgard and the White Star 9.*

Myst, these fighters don't have wings

*The Divine Light continues firing its quad arrays and shadow cutters, hoping the Dovin Basels hurry up and get tired.*

*The starship Asgard begins to move into a rapid speed. The ship moves in front of the mass of fights to defend against the onslaught against Mystrunner's mech.*

*The shields phase just for a bit as the ship's 2nd shields move up into power.*

*Craxus orders his men to do a striking run on all the Yuuzhan Vong fleet. The starship Asgard begins to pick up tremendous amounts of speed as it moves into an attack run.*

*From the front of the ship erupts 200 missiles all aimed at various ships. The quad arrays all firing making a hellish scene the human eyes. The plasma beam slicing towards the ships hull's. The Goa'uld chain cannons firing as many shots as it possibly can fire in the striking run. Also firing a half yeild naquada tipped nova bomb into the center of the Yuuzhan Vong fleet (not doing enough damage to blow up the system, but still enough )*

*Flips WS9 out of the way of the incoming fire*

MISSED!!!!!!!

*opens up with recently upgraded snitched Goa'uld weponry*

He he take that

*Transports a small android on board*

Let's see how they take to this piece of technology

*The fighters slip away from in between the Asgard and Myst's mech, they fly off, then peel around and fly at the Asgard, firing at the missiles, detonating many of them, they then fly group around the Nova bomb, trashing its transmitters, targetting computers, and homing devices (reducing it to dumb fire), then grabbing it with their singularities they turn it 180 degrees so that it flies right back at its sender. The fighters then wheel away from the Asgard.*

*Meanwhile B1 and B4 continue to fire at the Divine Light, B3 continues to fire at the Asgard, and B2 fires even more vigoursly at the White Star 9, snarling at its raspberrying commander.*

*the varous ships intercept most of the missiles, the rest impacting and leaving dents in the thick yorrik coral armor. The plasma beam glances the B3, and quad array and chain gun blasts are also, mostly intercepted, the rest putting yet more dents in the hull.*

*Craxus looks at his sensor officer who is trembling in his boots.*

[Sensor Officer]: Sir.....we have an incoming!

[Craxus]: What is it?

[SO]: OUR OWN NOVA BOMB!!!!!

[Craxus]: Fire the ion cannon at it, hopefully the nova bomb will stop in its path doing no damage.

*The ion cannon fires as it ripples through space towards the nova bomb. The impact stops the nova bomb cold. The detonation sequence stops completely.*

[Craxus]: I truly do not like this enemy. The CGE compared to this Yuuzhan Vong fleet are just toys.

*The starship Asgard still continues to fire emasive amounts of fire such as, Goa'uld Chain Cannons, Long Range Blast Lances, OM-5 standard offensive kinetic kill missiles, the Plasma Beam, and a few Naquada smart missiles. These weapons are all aimed towards anything with the name Yuuzhan in it.*

*A lone fighter flies towards the bomb, fires its plasma cannon, detonating the naquida (but not the nova thingy), the massive shock wave smashes up against all the ships of both fleets, the Yuuzhan Vong ships rock and the crew gets tossed around a bit, the War Co-ordinator is temporarily dazed. While the War Co-ordinator was dazed the quad array and chain gun blasts got through and damaged B3 a little, venting some atmosphere, killing some crew.*

*The Yuuzhan Vong fightors continue to fire at the Asgard, as does B3. B1 and B4 fire at the Divine Light and B2 fires at the White Star 9.*

By the way, what you mentioned in continuity, you aren't all the ships. I, however, am just one. If I were to say I detonated a nuclear device in your hull, well, that's one thing. However, you have an unlimited number of little ones. So, I'll let it slide, but be assured that the barrier system is much more competant then that.

*Mystrunner's Excalibur veers off slightly from the high energy bolts, shutters, and ejects the damaged layers of armour, flying outwards of the small shell. However, the missles headed towards it meet the flak, and detonate, eliminating their members in fratercide.*

Oh, you want to use missles, eh?

*The sides of the Excalibur's legs slide aside, and a cloud of missles erupts from each port, swarming into the moving enemy formation.*

*The Divine Light fires its Quad arrays, lightning guns, Shadow cutters, and Asgard scanner rays at varying points along B1's surface.*

That's right Craxus, there's not many villains as tough and numorous as these.

*randomly throws a at nearest being*

Not sure what else to do

DZ

shoot at the baddies of course

*Some of the weapons fire begins to break through the starship Asgard's shields. Craxus gives numerous commands to concipate it.*

[Craxus] Deploy armor, change shields to level 3, and send the repair droids to begin repairing.

*Soon the Starship Asgard is fully functional again.*

*Craxus gives commands to fire missile after missile and quad array after quad array. The ship is non-stop firing at all ships.*

*Due to many large explosions in the vicinity of The X, shockwaves knock all auxillary power off and all weapon systems, the shields are up but otherwise The X is a sitting duck*

Darn it. I just washed this thing.