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CGE ATTACK
Mystrunner Posted Mar 10, 2003
Remember friends, continuity. Allow them to decide on the major actions...
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Mar 10, 2003
*gets out a biro, and removes the ink containing tube, thus leaving just the receptical. She then takes a piece of paper and tears of several little squares, chews them into balls and inserts them into the hollow biro tube, with a mighty breath she blows all but one toward the CGE ship, the last she fires at the house rules*
Ha!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Mar 10, 2003
*the Heffron finally after weeks of combating enemy continuity enters the battle once again*
Fire all weap...
Wait, who is the enemy again?
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Mar 10, 2003
Not sure. I think the vogons have buggered off so now it's the CGE. Basically Admiral Zapdos...
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Mar 10, 2003
Ok.
FIRE ALL WEAPONS, Target; the CGE fleet!
*millions of newly added turbolasers and ion cannons starts raining deadly fire on the enemy fleet*
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Mar 10, 2003
*gets bored and throws peanuts at Rimmer*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Mar 10, 2003
Cease fire!
*guns stop blazing*
*Catches peanuts*
Mmmmm...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 10, 2003
peanuts.....
oh well we all have to eat
*offers comrads 
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Mar 10, 2003
*pop*
Oh dear I appear to have arrived on the vanguard of an intergalactic war!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 10, 2003
not to worry
would you like some ?
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Mar 10, 2003
Yes please. I hope you aren't offended by my startling appearance, I can't quite explain it myself.
This is very good, thank you.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 10, 2003
your welcome
so you new round hear
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Mar 10, 2003
*a single tear fills her eye as grief consumes her, for she had not been given any cheesecake*
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Mar 10, 2003
*consoles Werekitty*
There there.
Um no, I'm just new around HERE.
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Mar 10, 2003
In overall terms, I think I'm more of a veteran than you.
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Mar 10, 2003
Offers my benefactor and cocreator
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Mar 10, 2003
Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer,
Without him life would be much Grimmer,
And he is a Fantastic Swimmer,
Arnold Arnold Rimmer.
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm immer
hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm immer
hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm immer
......
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Mar 10, 2003
~Bridge of Ultra-Shadow~
*Emperor His Divine Shadow presses the "get the cook down to the bridge with a small buffett pronto because the crew is really hungry" button*
*the cooks arrive. HDS takes his place in the buffett line while waiting for the CGE to recieve or turn away their damage, eventually the whole crew has been through the line four times and is stuffed, HDS sends them away and the nano-jainators swarm through the bridge, cleaning the crumbs and spills up, and brushing the teath of the crew. The drink replicator at all the stations activates and produces each crew member's favorite after dinner drink, in HDS's case, a tall glass of milk.*
*HDS gets up, clears his throat, and adresses the crew*
Well, as the buffet convoy moves throughout the ship, just remember, we are still, technically in a battle, eventually we might even recieve some fire, so, be carefull not to spill your food, enjoy!
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Mar 10, 2003
~Bridge of the Ultra-Shadow~
*HDS plops the "Chicago" sound track into the "ambient pleasent music" player, which helps the crew stay relaxed during the tense moments between vollies. HDS taps his foot, half with impatience, and half with the tune*
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- 561: Mystrunner (Mar 10, 2003)
- 562: creachy (Mar 10, 2003)
- 563: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Mar 10, 2003)
- 564: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Mar 10, 2003)
- 565: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Mar 10, 2003)
- 566: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Mar 10, 2003)
- 567: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Mar 10, 2003)
- 568: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Mar 10, 2003)
- 569: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 10, 2003)
- 570: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Mar 10, 2003)
- 571: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 10, 2003)
- 572: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Mar 10, 2003)
- 573: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 10, 2003)
- 574: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Mar 10, 2003)
- 575: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Mar 10, 2003)
- 576: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Mar 10, 2003)
- 577: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Mar 10, 2003)
- 578: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Mar 10, 2003)
- 579: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Mar 10, 2003)
- 580: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Mar 10, 2003)
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