h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*shuttle craft moves up parallel to cappy on other side.*

yep, thats her, but is that my white star or her white star?

I dunno, check the reg. plate

*pilots round to rear of craft(those just joining thread this is not offensive, honest)*

hmmmm, says white star 9. mine is just white star. i am thinking of naming it. that must mean gangy has it!
GANGY! where's my ship son?

creachy

So, when will these vogons reply to all the attacking we've done?

i reckon we should just finish them off, switch our safety on and and have a simulated battle against ourselves. one ship per person. no seperate fighters in hangars etc. just one ship prepped for battle.

I like fighting the vogons but they never answer.

*a voice echo's through the air*

Only when they want to read you poetry

well their fleet is pretty much just a rag tag collection of survivors by the looks of it now. except for that dense body of craft in the middle which is obviously protecting the commanders ship. i would take pot shots at the drifters but i can't get to my ship! all i have on this is a standard phaser. i'd need to get close for it to be effective but i wouldn't be able to deflect any resistance aimed my way. my shields just aint powerful enough!

creachy

*zzzzt* white star 9 to Creachy, white star 9 to Creachy *zzzzt* grab a shuttle craft and join me here and we'll execute your plan from white star 9 *zzzzt* roger and out *zzzzzt*

Reefgirl

roger

*pulls shuttle level with white star 9 docking hatch and begins docking procedure. boards white star 9 and heads to bridge. upon arrival he is expecting a nice as it has been a long night.*

creachy mp

WS9, WS9, what are your intension over?

the complete distruction of the vogon fleet and the capture of it's commander to face the charge of the temporary destruction of Terrania. i have just been informed that vogon communication has just been picked up on the sub space frequency. we are unable to decode it! but at least we know they are out there!

*has and waiting for Creachy on the consol*

understood WS9- you better take command of this

(seriously can't be bothered to read through the huge amount of backlog)

*the vogons on the ground revert to using multiphase technology to warp into the battlefield. Millions of them come every hour.

Up in space the phenominally big fleet seem to be flying closer to each other. The fleet locks together, and transformer style becomes a gigantically stupendously enormous vogon robot. The tiny but incredibly intense beam slices out of it's wrist and cuts right through the entires fleet, desroying a good number of them and damaging ALL of them. With it's other fist it begins to punch the insect like tiny ships out of the sky*

Uh oh...
*activates the anti-manget beam*
*the anti-magnet beam disables all mangetlock on the robot and disables them back to the original ships*

uh oh,




* a quick catch up lesson. your fleet was in tatters, we evacuated Terrania, again. we have a vastly superior number of ships now with many varying weapons and attachments. and i do believe you were just preparing to die. but now you are a power rangers throw back, we gotta rethink our strategy!*

creachy

*a fleet several thousand times the size of the opposing one uncloaks*
you were saying?
*The ships revert back to the giant vogon shape using big hooks*

*The fleet opens fire on the others*

The thing is, that we can recruit from the entire multiverse. You can only recruit from the earth...

(thank for telling me )

Dont panic, we'll just, uhhh...
Well we could uhhh...
Hmmm...
PANIC- AHHHH!!!