A Conversation for World War Battlefield
Ultimate World War Zone: I noticed it
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 10, 2003
*Gets bloddy tired, pulls up a BAR (gun, not a place to drink) smiles infront of the camera then starts to shoot*
Look Captain Rimmer, I'm making an effort
Master of Complete Tosh, Keeper of the Tea Money Posted Jan 11, 2003
*Apporaches Aragorn*
"No, you've got it all wrong, the aperture setting is to high for these lighting conditions, you need a longer exposure time, or you could use this flash bulb, let me just attach it for you."
*Attaches flash gun containing significant (in a whoops the galaxy just seems to have exploded kind of way) amount of high explosive, then ducks behind very large pile of sandbags*
PS Has anyone seen Return of the King yet, feel free to touch me if you want.
Look Captain Rimmer, I'm making an effort
Mystrunner Posted Jan 11, 2003
*Ducks, and throws a grenade in a random direction. Hits a stray bird, who explodes with a humourous squack.*
Look Captain Rimmer, I'm making an effort
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 11, 2003
Good work Tosh, but the flash didn't go off...
*A large boom is heard and small debries of a camera is thrown through the air*
My mistake...
*Tries to shoot at the reamains of the duck (ie. the feathers)*
Look Captain Rimmer, I'm making an effort
The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Jan 11, 2003
*bangs someone on the head*
Look Captain Rimmer, I'm making an effort
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 11, 2003
*Throws away his BAR and takes a M1 grenade and tosses it in the air, sprinter out*
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friendlywithteeth Posted Jan 11, 2003
A soapy frying-pan to the back of the head for you my lad.
Look Captain Rimmer, I'm making an effort
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 11, 2003
*Pulls up his BAR from the ground and shoots FWT's frying pan out of his hand*
Look Captain Rimmer, I'm making an effort
Mystrunner Posted Jan 11, 2003
*Mystrunner pulls out a steak knife, and tosses it at FWT.*
Look Captain Rimmer, I'm making an effort
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 11, 2003
*Attacks FWT with the back of his BAR*
Look Captain Rimmer, I'm making an effort
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jan 11, 2003
OH MY GOD YOUVE SEEN RETURN OF THE KING??
BUT TWO TOWERS IS ONLY JUST OUT??!!
*maintains an awed silence*
how did you get it?
Look Captain Rimmer, I'm making an effort
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 11, 2003
WOW-COOL!
He's got a time machine!
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The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Jan 11, 2003
and a good one at that
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Master of Complete Tosh, Keeper of the Tea Money Posted Jan 12, 2003
Can't keep track of who's fighting who so could anyone attacking Captain Rimmer, please identify themselves and then shoot themselves in the head. Thank you for your co-operation.
Principle photography for Lord of the Rings (the trilogy) finished two years ago, so the film has been hanging around in post production in various editing suites around the world. So back in 2001 you could see the footage from the whole trilogy, al be it without any special effects, and to be honest, in it's raw state, it's pretty boring. But as you are all so obsessed with it, I just thought I would pop in and taunt you in a psychological warfare kind of way, and frustration would cause all your heads to explode.
Look Captain Rimmer, I'm making an effort
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 12, 2003
I think I dont care and I also think that FWT is trying to hit me in the head with a frying pan.
*ducks*
*The M1 grenade explodes and causes several holes in FWT's frying pan*
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Ultimate World War Zone: I noticed it
- 1701: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jan 10, 2003)
- 1702: Master of Complete Tosh, Keeper of the Tea Money (Jan 11, 2003)
- 1703: Mystrunner (Jan 11, 2003)
- 1704: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jan 11, 2003)
- 1705: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Jan 11, 2003)
- 1706: friendlywithteeth (Jan 11, 2003)
- 1707: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jan 11, 2003)
- 1708: friendlywithteeth (Jan 11, 2003)
- 1709: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jan 11, 2003)
- 1710: friendlywithteeth (Jan 11, 2003)
- 1711: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jan 11, 2003)
- 1712: Mystrunner (Jan 11, 2003)
- 1713: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jan 11, 2003)
- 1714: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Jan 11, 2003)
- 1715: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Jan 11, 2003)
- 1716: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Jan 11, 2003)
- 1717: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jan 11, 2003)
- 1718: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Jan 11, 2003)
- 1719: Master of Complete Tosh, Keeper of the Tea Money (Jan 12, 2003)
- 1720: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jan 12, 2003)
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