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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 23, 2002
the bagels.
I have just put on a face mask to frighten everyone. Odo from DS9 has come and asked were are all the Dominian. Gets confused and changes into a bagel.
Katrine
PS I knew several men who spent every moment of the day arguing with themselves.
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Dec 24, 2002
*goes crosseyed with confusion*
Ultimate World War Zone: You Stole My War! Fie Upon You!
The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Dec 24, 2002
spider? o illask ring a ling overthere. dont worry 
we just wait until they make sense then bash them over the head with a hammer
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Dec 24, 2002
*picks up a sledgehammer and looks expectant*
Ultimate World War Zone: You Stole My War! Fie Upon You!
The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Dec 24, 2002
*picks up bright pink hammer and wacks * oooops
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 25, 2002
*walks in looking confused*Hey, everyone, like, anyone here not from Smeg?
Ultimate World War Zone: You Stole My War! Fie Upon You!
The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Dec 26, 2002
you what
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 28, 2002
I asked if anyone here is not a member of the Smeg regiment of the Terranic Army.
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Terran Posted Dec 28, 2002
I'm not, but I don't really count 
[
]Terran 
- AKA no one in particular (but I haven't seen the Two Towers yet so I might change my mind 
)
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 28, 2002
*envisions Gollum a.k.a. Terran* You'd be great as Gandalf, Terran!
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The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Dec 29, 2002
me im not a member of smeg!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 29, 2002
OK!
*hits Phoniex over the head with a orange inflatable rubber hammer from the footbal world championship 1964*
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Grand Inquisitor Jerrod Posted Dec 31, 2002
Suddenly, in the mist appears a shape not seen for many a moon. The Grand Inquisitor has returned.
"Who here today shall feel the sting of my blade, and where is the one known as the Dark Watcher?"
Ultimate World War Zone: You Stole My War! Fie Upon You!
Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 31, 2002
As I am being ignored I am going to start a private battle with the 9 Alans previously known as the 8 Alans (all one person) but the Kamoninans got hear about this and thought it was an order to clone Alan 8 times which they did plus the previous one. I am using my fists, arms, legs and my lightsaber as well as my heat-seekherh uandbad missiles.
I have a thermal detonater and U will explode it unless simeone talks or the Wookie gets it.
JA 
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The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Dec 31, 2002
whats wrong with not being in smegg?
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Master of Complete Tosh, Keeper of the Tea Money Posted Dec 31, 2002
"B***dy typical, have a few days off for Christmas and you come back to find someone has lopped your arm off."
*Pulls out roll of duct tape and re-attaches arm*
"Right Arwen, no one chops my arm off and gets away with it!"
*Loads cannon with high explosive rounds and procedes to test their effectiveness against Arwen*
"Now did someone mention bagels?"
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 31, 2002
Allright I did warn you. Throws thermal detonator at previous contibutors and the wookie did get hit with it as well.
JA
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The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Dec 31, 2002
*dodges cannon and a wave appears seeming to be made of galloping horses*
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 1, 2003
Hey I am still being ignored, I have just thrown two thermal detonators at you, well its the last straw the DEath Star!
JA
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The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Jan 1, 2003
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *calls in luke and the others(cant remember the names) they procide to destroying the death star*
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Ultimate World War Zone: You Stole My War! Fie Upon You!
- 1641: Reality Manipulator (Dec 23, 2002)
- 1642: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Dec 24, 2002)
- 1643: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Dec 24, 2002)
- 1644: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Dec 24, 2002)
- 1645: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Dec 24, 2002)
- 1646: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Dec 25, 2002)
- 1647: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Dec 26, 2002)
- 1648: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Dec 28, 2002)
- 1649: Terran (Dec 28, 2002)
- 1650: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Dec 28, 2002)
- 1651: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Dec 29, 2002)
- 1652: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Dec 29, 2002)
- 1653: Grand Inquisitor Jerrod (Dec 31, 2002)
- 1654: Reality Manipulator (Dec 31, 2002)
- 1655: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Dec 31, 2002)
- 1656: Master of Complete Tosh, Keeper of the Tea Money (Dec 31, 2002)
- 1657: Reality Manipulator (Dec 31, 2002)
- 1658: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Dec 31, 2002)
- 1659: Reality Manipulator (Jan 1, 2003)
- 1660: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Jan 1, 2003)
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