h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* as Aragorn rolls around the floor making wimpering noises. Then kicks him whilst he's down.*

*dodges the kick, and shoves Werekitty down onto her back in the now melting snow*

*in a brilliant flash of blue lighning bolts creachy appears!*

damn this stupid time shifter(taps wristband irritably).

*looks around rather confused expression on face*

i was just here this morning about a second ago! good to see the snows melting.

*sees werekitty and arogorn fighting it out*

i say, aren't you 2 in the same regiment now?


creachy mp

I don't know, I have sugested it, but I haven't had word from His Excellency Spook yet.

*puts knowing but now starting to doubt face on*

i am sure i saw somewhere that werekitty is now in the smegheads with a possibility of starting her own animal division. and i do believe you are already in the smegheads.

*shivvers as the shorts and t-shirt donned for an obviously more tropical destination prove useless against the snowy landscape*

however i may be wrong so please don't let me stop you. i do believe you had werekitty on the deck!

creachy mp

I'm a Smeghead, and I've asked if Werekitty can also join Smeg. Sorry about ignoring you for several post, Werekitty! *rubs in Werekitty's face*

*now things are back to normal with no questions answered, creachy taps on his wristband again and dissappears in more lightening bolts and a satisfying 'plip'*

Where is everybody?

Where Have all the people gone. Some people got confused and thought Bishop Odo was the same Odo in Star Trek Deep Space Nine and decided to enter into the TARDIS and got to the Star Trek Universe. Odo has perfected shaping to a fine art now and he can change features so well now that he can decide wether not to look like a woman or a man.




JA

*Splutters as her fur is wetted and clambers awkwardly to her feet, shivering*
Great! Now I'm cold as well as bleeding!
*Grabs Aragorn in a rib- crushing *

*The snowballs burst into flame and vanish as they come close to Mystrunner. The strange, thawing death continues around him. His hand reaches down, and draws an auto-crossbow.*

hey guys,

i've just started a new battle in the thread F97504?thread=231557 . please post to that one as well as this one. it is a smiley battle, so on smilies can be used. no talkingof any kind. however, u can still use symbols like * and @, but no numebrs or letters.

Enjoy!

YES SIR!
*stands awkwardly to attention with tail waving*

*stands next to werekitty in leopard from waving tail*

"Bwah ha ha ha, you fell into my trap."

*As the bursts into flame, the heat acts as a catalyst with the flouride and water to produce a deadly cloud of Hydro Flouric acid, capable of dissolving anything know to man and a few other things as well, which engulfs Mystrunner*

*Tosh walks around the cloud placing Chem Hazard warnings to warn way ward hikers having been advised to do this by his insurance company to avoid getting sued*

*throws a at tosh and it swoops round cutting his arm of monty pyphon stylee, it then flies back to phoniex*

*toasts an onion bagel on the flaming edge of the acid cloud*

ooooooooookk

i'm hungry.

*offers the preciouss half a toasted bagel with cream cheese*
I should hurry up and eat it before it dissolves
(I saw two towers yesterday. Smeegle was done really well, especially his arguments with himself, I can't wait to see how they do the giant spider)